With thirty seconds left in the game and the Heat down by eight, Dion Waiters decided to put the team on his back and score exactly eight points in the remaining thirty seconds. Unfortunately for the Heat’s winning chances (and playoff chances), they had to play foulball in between Waiters’ late-game makes, so they ended…
Read MoreLuka Doncic Triple Double 28 Pts/12 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (3/26/2019)
When you factor this game’s attempts into account, Luka Doncic is schooting 22% from three in the month of March. This is on eight attempts per game. Coincidentally, Doncic was 0-of-8 from three in this four-point loss to the Kings. What could the explanation be for his exceptionally cold shooting lately? -Taco bell addiction which…
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 23 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/26/2019)
Sigh… the Bucks give up on another promising young player. Shades of Tobias Harris (but not Thon Maker). They had this guy, this “Christian Wood” for months and months, and aside from a token attempt to get him going early, he rode the pine for nearly that entire time. When he’d go down to the…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)
Just to clue you in to some of the day-to-day struggle of an NBA highlights superstar: I had to type out the title of this video 14 seperate times before I was able to correctly put “Dwayne” instead of “Dwyane”. And I had to do a few takes on that previous sentence as well. Dwyane…
Read MoreSeth Curry 20 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Anyone who watched Seth Curry in Dallas knew that the Trailblazers would be able to withstand the injury to C.J. McCollum. Curry is basically the same kind of player, except his brother is way better (Errick McCollum did score 82 in a game in China, but that hardly compares to winning multiple MVPs and rings…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 32 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks/1 Injury Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
IMPORTANT NOTE: even though the title says “1 Injury”, the actual footage of the injury is not included in this video, so you can watch this video at work without your boss wondering why you’re watching gore stuff. You can also watch this video if you (like I should’ve been doing) are purposefully trying to…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Is there anybody on this planet who considers Evan Fournier to be one of the better up-and-coming shooting guards in the league today? Anybody at all? Sure, he’s playing worse this season than he was last season, but come on. He’s like Victor Oladipo 0.6. There’s gotta be at least one mistreated Magic fan, or…
Read MoreShake Milton 13 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Since I was wondering what kind of horrible name this dude’s parents came up with for him to prefer the moniker “Shake”, I’m going to venture over to Wikipedia, everybody’s favorite community-edited encyclopedia, to find out what his real name actually is. I mean, it’s gotta be completely embarrassing and awful, right? Is it “Shakille”?…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
It’s shameful to admit it, but I think I’m coming full-circle on Michael Carter-Williams. While I am of the opinion that he isn’t a very good basketball player, his fall from grace (going from ROTY of the year to out of the league) saddens me. I think I can finally feel emotions other than agitation…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Last time I made a Derrick Favors highlight video, he had seven assists, and they were actually all pretty good. I was honestly surprised by that, since Favors has never, at any point, ever had a reputation as a passer, except perhaps among the most homerific Jazz fans. So I entered this particular highlight-making excursion…
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