It’s kind of sad that Dënniß ßchrööder’s fifth-best scoring game as a Thunderman was squandered by the inferior quality of play coming from his teammates. If I’m ßchrööder sitting in the Thunder locker room after the game, I’m calling out Paul George AKA Paulette Georgina for his chuckerific, brickerific game. I’m also calling out Russell…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
After Tyler “Tour de Dorse” Dorsey recorded a 29/9 statline in the last game he played, anything else he could do was simply going to be underwhelming. And guess what? I am underwhelmed right now. At most, I am moderately whelmed. Dorsey does some nice things in this video, but he just did all of…
Read MoreDelon Wright 18 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Delon Wright’s 13 assists in this game represent a career-high for him. The phrase “Career High” in my video titles is reserved usually for points (though I did once humorously state that Nick Young’s 4 assists were a career high, back before I had my “tell the truth in the title even if you don’t…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Bruno Caboclo walked the halls of the FedEx Forum with intent and purpose. A kind maintenance person had given him the directions he needed, so he made lefts and rights with confidence that he never would have shown otherwise. Occasionally, he passed an arena employee who would congratulate him on the good game; he received…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 10 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
There were parts of this game were Devonte’ “Extraneous Apostrophe” Graham was, dare I say it…dominating. For the first six minutes of the second quarter, he took the game over by himself, scoring six points and dropping seven dimes. That’s gotta be one of the best six-minute stretches by a backup point guard in recent…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
JaVale McGee is coming off a career-high 33 points (plus 6 blocks) that was mostly the result of his body getting genetically modified by aliens who were summoned to Earth by a tampered-with FM radio. It’s hard to tell if the genetic modifications were reverted, or have somehow worn off, or if they’re still there…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 25 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
Maybe I’m dumb, or maybe my knowledge of big men past and present is deficient, but I’ve been sitting here for AT LEAST two minutes and I’m not coming up with a good player comparison for Marvin Bagley. The closest I’ve come is Shawn Marion, but I don’t know if that’s a very good one….
Read MoreThon Maker 12 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
I wonder if Thon Maker actually thought he would get traded when he started agitating, through his agent, for more playing time on the Bucks. I also wonder if he actually thought that he would get more playing time. That seemed like a lose-lose situation for him since he had no leverage. Either he would…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
New plan for the Pistons: give Luke “The Nard” Kennard all the shots he wants until the end of the season. He needs to be given a fair chance here. There’s a lot of players whose true value only becomes apparent when they start chucking the air out of the ball during the meaningless games…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
Miles Bridges dunked it four times this games, right after dunking it four times last game. If he kept those numbers up for the whole season, starting with game 1 and ending with game 82, that would be 328 dunks. Which is barely more than the pace Rudy Gobert is on this year, which is…
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