It wasn’t too long ago that I dreaded having to make George Hill highlights. This was around the time of his season with Utah where he averaged 17 PPG. I’m not sure what my rationale was at the time, but I had placed him in the “Reggie Jackson/Jeff Teague/Darren Collison” tier of point guards who…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
This is upsetting to me. I’ve been spending the past few Frank Jackson videos building up the idea that Frank Jackson is nothing more than a midget shooting guard who has no point guard instincts to speak of. His rate-adjusted assist averages for the season, which have been hovering at or near two APG, have…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 24 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
Montrezl “Mississzugz” “Monsterezl” “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has been having good games with such frightening regularity that I’m starting to suffer from what I’ve termed “Harrell Fatigue”. On some level, I appreciate that Harrell is playing himself into a future 15-million-per-year contract by being a constant bundle of hustle and screaming, but that appreciation is tempered by…
Read MorePascal Siakam 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
In this episode of DTB’s Honesty Hour, where your favorite highlight-uploading friend DTB tells only true things and no lies, I’ll be talking about the rapidly-ascending Raptors’ star, Pascal Siakam. Remember, everything I type during the Honesty Hour, by rule, has to be true. If it was false or incorrect, it wouldn’t be an Honesty…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
If you know anything about the exciting conclusion of this game, you’ll know that all the stuff that Dwayne Bacon did during the course of the game was made completely irrelevant and pointless. Even though he set a new career-high of twenty points (there’s no such thing as “The Hall of the Twenty-Point Scorers”, but…
Read MoreKadeem Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
I’m trying to figure out what the threshhold is for Mike Breen to exclaim “BANG!” as opposed to “it’s good!” as opposed to something prosaic like “____ with the three-pointer.” When Kadeem Allen hit a go-ahead three with seven minutes to go in the game, I thought we might get treated to a signature Breen…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
After watching Emmanuel Mudiay play relatively well for the past two weeks, I feel comfortable making the following assertion with OFFICIAL OFFICIALITY: Mudiay will definitely be playing in the NBA next season, and not somewhere weird like China or Lithuania or India (where he would average 100 points and zero assists per game). This outcome…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 35 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
“Dear Father, Over the past weeks my obsession with the gypsy camps in Croatia has grown. Most of my free time is spent researching the locations of their settlements in our homeland and lookup the price of plane tickets to fly there. The connection between vagrant gypsies and the worsening loss of hair on my…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Here’s an interesting philosophical question: if a player makes a nice move to score but everybody knows it’s a travel, should a replay be shown of that move? On one hand, the move looked cool and the refs didn’t call anything, so it was a “legit” basketball play. On the other hand, travelling violations should…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
I can only imagine how salty the Warriors commentators were during this game. Well, “only” is wrong, because I could just load up the other version of the game and find out firsthand how salty they were. That would be easy, but I just want to imagine the saltiness. What if it’s not as salty…
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