I see Montrezl Harrell doing this on a regular basis, but even though my eyes see clearly, my brain still doesn’t really know what’s going on. How is he scoring so many points? Does he ever miss when he’s around the basket? Someone smarter than me needs to tell me how this keeps happening, because…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 24 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)
I want to thank J.J. Barea for, consistently, having among the best free-throwing shooting expressions of an NBA player. If the Mavericks camera people zoom in on him while he’s doing it, which they usually do, that means I don’t have to worry about finding other suitiable thumbnail images. The image you see today is…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 19 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)
What’s going on with Frank Kaminsky? He’s been collecting a lot of DNP-CDs this year despite the Hornets’ center rotation being quite assy. Is the trio of Cody Zeller, Willy Hernangomez, and Bismack Biyombo really enough to push him out of the rotation entirely? No way. Cody Zeller is supposedly really god-damn good, fine. But…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
Noah Vonleh had an exceedingly sick dunk in the first minute of this game. Frazier put into words what everybody was thinking: it was a Greek Freak-esque dunk. However, not everything was as it should have been. Despite the sickness of the dunk, there were no replays of it, and without the audiovisual reminder of…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
Your old pal DTB is currently in a difficult situation. On one hand, I love seeing the Warriors lose. I love observing the online communities on which they congregate go up in flames whenever things don’t go their way. Then Curry retires in a decade, the dynasty is broken up once and for all, and…
Read MoreJabari Parker 21 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
As I’m typing this, my tubby little kitty Japurri Purrker (who I’ve decided is not going to be renamed) is staring and meowing at a wall because he thinks there’s a bird on the other side of it. This seems like some sort of metaphor for the current state of Jabari Parker, but I can’t…
Read MoreDerrick Rose 26 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
Is it legal for Derrick Rose to win the Most Improved Player award? Everyone keeps talking about his Sixth Man of the Year candidacy, and he’s definitely in the running for that, but that one wouldn’t have as much impact as him winning MIP would. I shouldn’t have to remind people, but he went from…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 22 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
I’m getting pretty tired of the Bucks losing these close games. In my rational mind I am aware that a team’s win-loss record in games decided by one possession is basically random, and they do have a few close victories, but my irrational mind wonders why all these 2- and 3-point losses can’t be wins….
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
In this year’s hotly-anticipated “Bogdanovic Battle”, Bojan Bogdanovic and Bogdan Bogdanovic battled it out for supremacy on the basketball court. It was an exciting contest to be sure, but who came out on top? With truthity and honestfulness on my side, I will look at the facts as they appear in this particular corner of…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2018)
I refuse to believe that Bogdan Bogdanovic is “already” 26 years old. He’s only in his second year which means he has to be younger than that, and also, look at his face. That is not the face of a dude in his mid-twenties. I should know. That is the face of a dude who…
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