Luckily I was making highlights while the second half of this game was going on so I didn’t even have to get happy that the Bucks went on a 14-0 run late in the game and then get sad that they didn’t score again and then get even sadder as Jamal Crawford toasted Malcolm Brogdon…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Two very notable things happened in this game. Notable thing one: DeAndre’ Bembry achieved the coveted “Scrub by Five” by recording two or more of each of the following stats: points (14), rebounds (7), assists (4), steals (2), and blocks (4). That’s a lot of stats for a guy like Bembry, who is not known…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram 24 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
I totally thought that Brandon Ingram was getting marginalized this season, but I went out to my favoritest favorite website ever, basketball-reference, to check out the stats and it turns out that his stats are pretty similar to last year’s. He’s actually averaging .2 field goal attempts per game MORE than last season, in one…
Read MoreMarc Gasol 27 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
The giant, bearded man followed behind the gatekeeper, struggling to shorten his strides to match those of the much smaller man. “This King DTB of whom you speak must not be a very wise king, if he would allow a man such as myself into his realm unscrutinized,” he commented. The old gatekeeper shrugged. “He…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while: does Dënniß ßchrööder have the ability to grow facial hair? Like, at all? I’ve never seen him with even a wisp of facial hair anywhere on his face, nary a trace. No indication whatsoever at any point that he’s capable of even growing one follicle anwhere on…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WITH WIN-SHARES/48 HIGHER THAN OR EQUAL TO DOMANTAS SABONIS’ WIN-SHARES/48 POWER RANKINGS 1. Zhou Qi: 1.298 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Chris Boucher: .508 (does not meet OFFICIAL MINIMUM MINUTES REQUIREMENTS – stricken from the power rankings) 1. Jordan Loyd: .422 (does not meet…
Read MoreCory Joseph 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
This Cory Joseph highlight video marks the first time this season that I have made a video for either the Pacers’ starting point guard (Darren Collison) or his primary backup (Cory Joseph). I’ve made two videos for the third-stringer, Aaron Holiday, but somehow, the two guys who are getting the bulk of the PG minutes…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
OFFICIAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE RUINED TREY LYLES’ CAREER UP TO THIS POINT POWER RANKINGS 1. Quin Snyder 2. Paul Millsap 3. Nikola Jokic 4. Mike Malone 5. Derrick Favors 6. Trey Lyles 7. Trey Lyles’ Mom 8. Donovan Mitchell [POWER GAP] 9001. Joel Bolomboy 9001a. Darrell Arthur 9002. DownToBuck
Read MoreJabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
If you read any of my video descriptions ever, you know that I am singularly obsessed with just one stat: win-shares. Specifically, win-shares per 48. I don’t know why I have this obsession, but I do, and I can use this stat to write what appear to be insightful insights without actually knowing anything about…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Josh Richardson, with his 20.5 PPG average, now occupies the position that Khris Middleton used to occupy on my channel: the “too many PPGs for DownToBuck but not enough of a star to consistently get videos from the bigger highlights channels” position. His rapid ascendancy has caught most people by surprise (I’m sure Heat fans…
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