DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! SOMETHING VERY UNEXPECTED JUST HAPPENED IN THE NBA! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST! REASON FOR ALERT: MILES PLUMLEE JUST TOOK ANDRE DRUMMOND OFF THE DRIBBLE FROM THE TOP OF THE THREE POINT LINE! TWICE! When I saw…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
I was all proud of myself for coming up, entirely my own, without the aid of any external resources besides the SSD I have plugged into a self-made USB port on the back of my neck, with the concept that this Kings-Timberwolves matchup was a showdown between two centers who played at Kentucky in college….
Read MoreMo Bamba 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
It’s jumper time for Mo Bamba. I lost track of how many he made tonight. It’s gotta be less than 8, but not too much less. He was, dare I say, OWNING the ‘Zards with it. Dwight Howard, eat your heart out. You wish your shooting stroke was as smooth as Bamba’s. This single performance…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
I had this matchup circled on my calendar because of the dynamic center battle it contained: Jarrett Allen versus Nikola Jokic. Two polar opposites, clashing on the hardwood for ultimate ball supremacy. Who would prevail? The afroed skinny black pogo stick or the tubby transparent landbound savant? Let’s take a look at the facts.AF POINTS:…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
Can I call Stanley Johnson a bust yet? He’s still “only” 22 years old, I know, but has he gotten better at anything during his four years in the NBA? Is there one area of the game that you can point to and say “he’s definitely better at that then when he came into the…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 37 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
Two two-point losses in a row for the Nuggets. Sad! Everyone knows what happened in the first one by now: Nikola Jokic took 25 minutes of gametime to shoot one (1) shot. I don’t know what he was trying to prove with that, maybe he was just screwing with us, because in this one, he…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 20 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)
If the season ended right at this very moment, Malcolm Brogdon AKA Brogdog AKA The Junkyard Brog AKA The Cybrog AKA The President would be an inductee into the famed 50/40/90 club. At the time of this writing, he is shooting 50.5% from the floor, 43.2% from behind the long line, and a blistering 100.0%…
Read MorePat Connaughton 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/8/2018)
These highlights would be good except for the fact that Reggie Miller keeps pronouncing Connaughton as “Connington”. I don’t know if its just an accent thing or if he’s really just confused by the large amount of letters in Connaughton’s last name. I mean, you gotta put some respeck on this guy’s name. He added…
Read MoreEric Bledsoe 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2018)
After years of banishment on the unofficial DTB Exclusion List (which has now been codified into the OFFICIAL DTB Exclusion List), Eric Bledsoe makes his much-heralded return to my channel in grand fashion, scoring 26 points on a hyper-efficient 10-of-12 shooting and even throwing in a half-dozen dimes. Not only that, but he pretty much…
Read MoreTerrance Ferguson 14 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)
Ignore Marv Albert when he says that this is a career-high for Terrance Ferguson. He’s old and isn’t losing it, he’s lost it for a long time now. This is definitely not a career-high for Ferguson. Everyone remembers when he dominated the Lakers on national TV by scoring 24 points including some mammoth hammers. Everyone…
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