Every team wants their own “unicorn”. I absolutely hate that term, just hate hate hate, and not because I dislike unicorns (the mythological creature), but because… I don’t even know why. Just don’t ever call Giannis a unicorn around me. I will look angrily at you, and then call the cops and tell them that…
Read MoreKyle Korver 21 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2018)
Kyle Korver, prior to tonight, had played 38 minutes on the season and scored 5 total points. That tells me two things: one, that he’s getting kind of old now, and two, that Jabroni Lames really did everything for the Cavs on offense, which we knew, but we didn’t REALLY know until he left again…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
The Kings, for better or for worse, are trying to win games this year. I don’t think they have their pick, but tanking for the best second round pick is a real thing and they don’t care about that either apparently. UPDATE: turns out that a whole bunch of stuff is going on with their…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
I’m sensing a lack of hype for Collin Sexton. All the picks above him in the draft (except Wendell Carter) are the focus of a lot of scrutiny and expectations. But not Sexton, at least not to the same extent as a Mo Bamba or Jaren Jackson. What’s going on. Is it because Cleveland is…
Read MoreRodney McGruder 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
Is it too early in the season to start feeling fatigue for a certain player? Given that this statement is being made in a Rodney McGruder highlight video, you can guess which player I’m alluding to here. That’s right: Rodney “Rude McGrude” McGruder. I’ve already had to make three videos for him (out of four…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 23 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
Wesley Matthews is currently averaging 19 PPG, which would be the highest PPG total of his career by far if he finished the season at that mark (his previous high was 16 PPG back in 2013-14). For all my talk in the past few seasons of his achilles injury ruining his career, his career sure…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 23 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
It’s been a while since I gave you guys an update on my sentient twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield. Over the summer we had a lot of adventures, but we still don’t go outside as much as Buddy wants ever since he killed a guy who was trying to mug me…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
I’m not gonna lie, I was a little bit stoked when I found out that the Bucks went out and got Brook Lopez on a cheapo deal in the off-season. Do people use the term “stoked” anymore? Most people use “hyped”, but I feel like “stoked” is more about intense happiness and “hype” is about…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
Here’s my hot take: when Lance Stephenson goes into “dance mode”, that’s not a good thing. Obviously, while watching this video, it seems like a good thing because the video only contains successful plays; the shot goes in, the crowd goes nuts, and Stephenson’s internal hype level raises slightly. But on a team with a…
Read MoreCarmelo Anthony 22 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2018)
Carmelo Anthony makes his long-awaited reappearance on my channel, 5 years after I randomly made a vid of him scoring 40-something way before I knew what the heck was going on. I apologize for that vid by the way, and one of the good things that happened when my account got banned is that vid…
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