You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…
Read MoreOmari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…
Read MoreEric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right…
Read MoreGerald Green 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…
Read MoreLuke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…
Read MoreWayne Ellington Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
In case you didn’t notice the Heat commentators bringing it up every chance they got for the last few weeks, Wayne Ellington was in contention to break Miami’s single-season record for threes made. Don’t worry if you don’t really remember that Damon Jones was the record holder. That guy was, like, the king of journeymen….
Read MoreJustin Anderson 25 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Ever since I got my microwave back in good working order (thanks to a special Buddy I have), I’ve been making sure to really appreciate all the Pop-Tarts I eat. There was a scary period of a few days where I didn’t have Pop-Tarts at all, and I hadn’t realized how important they were in…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz Triple Double 13 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
I held off on making Markelle Fultz highlights until he had a legitimately good game. That meant he had to score more than ten points. I did this because I have standards. Some might scoff at the concept, because I will gladly make a highlight video for some no-name scrub scoring twelve points, but believe…
Read MoreJosh Hart Career High 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Josh Hart opened his eyes to find himself in a place he didn’t recognize. He was lying on his back, and above him rose marble columns which didn’t seem to support a roof of any kind; if there was a roof up there, it was obscured by slowly undulating clouds of the purest white. He…
Read MoreCedi Osman Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Cedi Osman scored a career-high eighteen points on a career-high eighteen field goal attempts in a career-high 39 minutes of playing time. Having the same amount of points as attempts is never a good sign, but it’s the last game of the regular season, and Osman just wanted a taste of what it’s like to…
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