Fans of slightly obscure NBA statistical happenings will surely remember the time Allan Houston scored 37 back in 2000 without getting any other stats besides turnovers and fouls. It’s one of the defining Allan Houston games, for sure. I’m personally more of a fan of the Michael Redd performance where he dropped 29 without ANYTHING…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Man, that last three-quarter-court shot by Bogdan Bogdanovic to tie the game really looked good to me. If the hoop had been a little bit to the right, that thing would’ve swished right through the net. I was remembering when Tyreke Evans did something similar for the Kings, like that play was flashing before my…
Read MoreIsaiah Taylor 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
So is Dennis Schröder actually injured or is he being held out because of his part in just totally beating the snot out of a guy in a parking lot along with three other dudes, tearing the dude’s ACL in the process, and then getting arrested and charged with a felony? Either way, the absence…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
In this game, Jaylen “B-Jay” Brown made just as many free throws (6) as field goals (6). Normally that would bother me because I hate free throws and wish that the penalty for fouls was a free point for the fouled team, possession of the ball, and the playing of fart noises over the arena…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Now there are two Brookses on the Grizzlies: MarShon (Mar$wag) and Dillon (no nickname, but I still pronounce his name Dill-On, which is almost like a nickname). Which one is better? Well, Mar$wag has only played one game with the Grizzlies, and he scored 21 points. Dillon only scored 18 in this game, but has…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Last season, Chandler Parsons played like complete sewer juice, shooting 34% from the field and generally not living up to his outsized contract even a little bit. This season, his shooting is roughly in line with career norms, and while he’s still not really earning his 23 million dollars (HOLY BALLS BATMAN), he’s not unplayable…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
“Hey, I just realized, you play for the Cavaliers, right?” J.R. Smith’s waiter said as he set the basketball player’s food down in front of him. “Yeah, that’s me,” J.R. replied, easily adopting the joking, friendly attitude that he reserved for fans. “When you didn’t recognize me right away I thought I would finally get…
Read MoreTobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Tobias Harris continues to prove to the world that he can be inserted into absolutely any situation and succeed. It doesn’t matter how good his point guard is, or how good his center is, or what other players the team has at the small forward or power forward positions. You can start him or have…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 22 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Emmanuel Mudiay isn’t done yet! I thought he would crawl into a corner and die after Trey Burke started over him last game and ended up with 42 and 12. That’s what I would do in that situation, and it’s also what I would do in almost any situation that caused me any stress at…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 23 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Attention supra-dimensional beings running the simulation of our universe: please arrange things so that Tyler Ulis scores at least 30 points before the season is over. It’s been a disappointing season for him and I want to see something to make me hopeful for next year. Thank you. Also, if you could tweak the parameters…
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