Perhaps I should’ve used the Rockets commentators for this video. I imagine they were unsurprised by the fact that Troy Daniels was hitting a bunch of threes against them, and I bet they were talking about how much they liked him when he was in Houston. Maybe a bit of remembrance of when he hit…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 27 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Not to make anything sad or anything, but in case you didn’t look at a boxscore for this game and your only information about it is from this video, the Suns lost. Try not to cry. Josh Jackson took a tough jumper, scraped the bottom of the jumbotron with it, watched it fall directly into…
Read MoreDante Exum 21 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
Dante “Wrecks ’em” Exum has been surprisingly good in his return from injury. Surprising in two ways, because he wasn’t very good before getting injured anyway, and because his type of injury usually makes players worse, not better. He’s still being eased into things, but early indications suggest that he’ll be a nice role-player next…
Read MoreMarShon Brooks 24 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
He did it again. MarShon “Mar$wag” “Microwave 2.0” (second nickname brought to you by the hilariously out-of-touch Grizzlies play-by-play guy) Brooks proved his 21-point post-China debut with the Grizzlies was no fluke, scoring 24 on an impressive array of swaggy shots. By the way, if you were among those who thought his first game was…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2018)
I don’t know how the Nuggets won this one, but they did, so that means their chances to make the playoffs probably didn’t get worse. I’m not sure about that, though. It’s very possible that due to strange mathematical happenings (maybe something to do with quantums?????) that their chances for some postseason action went down….
Read MoreBuddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
If you’ve been paying close attention to my video descriptions recently, you’ll have learned that my microwave died a few days ago and it caused me to go into severe Pop-Tart withdrawal. I don’t have a toaster and I’m not going to eat cold Pop-Tarts like a hobo so I’ve been subsisting mostly on Jolly…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
I was just thinking to myself that I hadn’t made a Willie Cauley-Stein highlight video in a while, and I was getting a little bit worried about him, but all is right with the world now that he scored nineteen points with five lame assists and several less-lame whamjams. Perusing the game logs, it appears…
Read MoreQuinn Cook Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Here’s a quick rundown of how the Warriors played in this game, from my perspective: Stephanie Lurry: No knees or ankles Klay ThompsoneedsOtherStarsToLookGood: Too high to find the arena Lraymond Lreen: Holding L’s Kevin Durcupcake: Ejected for whining too much Zaza Pabitchia: Received fewer minutes than Damian Jones JaVale McAsthma: Wheezed his way to twelve…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 14 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Noah Vonleh is trying out a new look with the Bulls: a three-point shooting look. He’s just letting it fly from deep, and I don’t need to tell you why he’s allowed to do that, and the reason is not because he’s an elite three-baller. He can make them, and that’s about all you can…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
Is it just me, or is Josh Richardson not throwing down nearly the same slamjams he was his rookie year? Before you debate me with claims that his slamjams are of the same quality as previous seasons, remember that I look at EVERY dunk for the dunks-of-the-month videos. I see it all, and I know…
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