Why didn’t anyone tell me this was a career high for Kent Bazemore (looking at you, Dominique Wilkins and Bob Rathbun, you abdicated your duties)? This vid was uploaded for like three minutes without “Career High” in the title, because I assumed that he scored 30 at some point. I swear I made a vid…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 30 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
I don’t know why Khris “Khash Money Deuces” Middleton traded in his three-point shooting for a devastating turnaround midrange fader, since three is definitely worth more than two, but he did. I also didn’t know there was a marketplace where NBA players could trade their skills for other skills. Can Thon Maker please trade his…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Dennis Smith Jr. can still win ROTY of the year. Don’t give up hope, Smithsonians Jr.! I’ve been doing some research on past winners and what the voters want to see in a candidate, and I’ve figured out what he needs to do win: – One word: statpadding. I think every prior ROTY winner was…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 27 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Aaron Gordon is slumping mega-hard from three. Everyone knew his hot start shooting the deep ball wasn’t going to last, but his percentage is overcorrecting itself in a bad way. He’s shooting tons of them, but since the new year started, they’re simply not going in. For a while there he was shooting better from…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I sort of figured that, even though Willie Cauley-Stein set a career high in assists with seven, all of his assists would sort of suck. He’s never been known as a passer. And, as with most of my preconceived notions, I was right about this one: his assists aren’t very good. He did lob it…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I feel sorta bad for Hassan Whiteside. He was one of the biggest stories in the league a couple of years ago, and now it seems like the Heat don’t even want him that much. His minutes are getting taken away by a rookie who looks like Dwight Howard but is named Bam Adebayo, and…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Say what you want about De’Aaron “Bottom 10 RPM In The League” Fox, but he doesn’t mind the big moments. Sure, he might throw up a horrible brick or commit an insane turnover, but those are things he does all the time anyway. Consistency is key in whatever you try to do in life. And…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Warning: the assists from Bogdan Bogdanovic to Willie Cauley-Stein contained in this video are not for lob jams, but instead for lame jumpers. If the thought of viewing such assists fills you with anxiety, I urge you to turn back now. Those that remain, get ready for one of Bogdanovic’s best scoring performances of the…
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