You people are going to have to give some compelling arguments if you want to see highlights of Emeka Okafor scoring 8. That fact that he took 4 years off of NBA basketball is not reason enough, nor is the fact that he is old as heck now (I swear I thought he was older…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Donovan Mitchell took a lot of shots to get his 25 points. It didn’t end up so bad because he was so clutch at the end, but when you’re taking more shots, in this case 28, than the amount of points you have, you know it’s not a good game. By that standard, Allen Iverson…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 21 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
I think Lauri Markkanen’s arms are getting tired. The NBA season is long, the three-point line is way out there, and he’s shooting a ton of shots from back there. I think that was one of the deals with Porzingis; you could tell that he was getting fatigued in the armal area. It could be…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
This was a seminal matchup between the Spurms and the Jizz. Ha! Get it! Seminal? Spurms? Jizz? HAHAHAHA! Wooooo! I’m making a semen joke! LMAO! Bodily functions are funny! Okay. Let’s get down to business (to defeat… the… damn, can’t remember the lyric). Joe “Patron of the Holy Spires” Ingles just put together one of…
Read MoreOmri Casspi 19 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
It’s a rare day when I get to make highlights of a Warriors player, and it’s an even rarer day when I get to do so with the actual Warriors commentators. The Warriors are, obviously, a top-heavy team, and they are also a nationally-televised team. I think I’ve forgotten at several points this year what…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 29 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
I can’t tell what the Magic are doing right now, I don’t know why they’d sell so low on Elfrid Payton, but that’s in the past now. It doesn’t matter what they’re doing, because Payton is now a whole continent away where they can’t hurt him anymore. For the time being, at least. Another thing…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Michael Beasley, with Kristaps Porzingis tragically killed in the line of duty, has returned to something resembling his Minnesota form these last three games. We’re talking first-year Minnesota form. Not second-year. The year he almost scored 20 per contest for one of the worst teams in the league. But if Beasley wants to recreate that…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
It’s a shame that the trade deadline just passed, because Mario Hezonja is hotter than a twice-microwaved Hot Pocket and the Magic (who obviously do not care about trying to develop Mario Hezonja) could’ve gotten some good stuff for him from some team that recognizes his talent. Maybe even a first-round pick! They couldn’t get…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell Triple Double 10 Pts/11 Asts/10 Rebs/6 Stls Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
T.J. McConnell needed only four more steals for a quadruple-double tonight. He was not ridiculously far off a frickin’ QUADRUPLE-DOUBLE. Remember when MCW did something similar in his first ever game? Remember how hyped you were? That’s how hyped you should be now, except maybe tempered slightly because this was against the Knicks instead of…
Read MoreDario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Dario Saric: better than Ben Simmons? Before you answer, think hard about the when you think the last time Simmons scored 24 was. Must have been a month ago, right? A month or maybe even two months. Two whole months of him not scoring any more than 23 according to your perfect (at least when…
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