It’s kind of fitting that, right as Channing Frye’s reign as the dude who looks most like Obama in the NBA comes to an end (hello Malcolm Brogdon), Obama’s reign as the dude who looks most like an NBA player in the White House comes to an end as well. Poignant, even. Truly the end…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
“Thanks for organizing this whole thing, Mike,” Nikola Jokic said to his teammate Mike Miller as they sat with the rest of their Nuggets teammates in a San Antonio nightclub. “This place is swarming with babes! Barkley was totally wrong when he implied that San Antonio chicks are ugly.” “I know, right?” Mike said, his…
Read MoreDejounte Murray Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
Ha! Hahahaha! All those times Dejounte Murray scored 10 points, and I didn’t do highlights, and you all said I was being stupid, look who’s stupid now! It’s you all! Those 10-point highlights, had I done them, which I didn’t, because I had the utmost confidence in Murray’s game and prospects as a player, would…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Jae Crowder tried his best to push his team to victory against the Knicks, but all the individual heroics in the world aren’t going to help you when you don’t get any help from your teammates. Let’s look at the most flagrant offenders: Al Horford, 2-of-14, five points. Forget about his ten assists for a…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
“Hey Russ, I having big favor to ask you,” Enes Kanter told his teammate immediately after his team’s loss to the Warriors. He had to raise his voice to make himself heard over the continued cheering of the home fans. “It very important.” “Is this about that cheerleader from Utah that you can’t shut up…
Read MoreRoy Hibbert 16 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Roy Hibbert walked through the indistinct foggy realm, searching for anything that would give meaning to his presence in this place. There didn’t seem to be any floor or ground before his feat; underneath him, as above him, stretched an endless field of pinpoints of lights that had to be distant stars. But if he…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
The “Al Jefferson” type of center has fallen totally out of favor in the modern NBA, and that makes me a little sad. Like, people are dissing Jahlil Okafor hard right now, saying he’s nothing but another Al Jefferson, the implication being that he’s garbage and worthless and awful, and I’m like “guys Big All…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 15 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
This is Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock’s fourth season in the league. He’s one of those guys who’s clinging onto the fringiest fringes of the NBA, managing to remain in the league only by sheer force of will. He got a little bit of burn with the Pistons last year, but so far this…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
The Reggie Jackson-Andre Drummond lob connection is dead. Officially. I would insert some sort of “Press F to pay respects” joke here, but such plebeian-tier humor is below the highbrow nature of this channel. If the Pistons want someone to throw lobs to Drummond, they’re probably going to have to scrounge up Will Bynum from…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
With Juan Hernangomez rotting on the bench in Denver, there can be no doubt as to who the superior Hernangomez brother is. That’s right: it’s Guillermo! I don’t even know if there are any possible answers, so if you had another possibility, it was pretty blatantly wrong. Willy (pronounced “Billy”, what kind of crap is…
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