Fans of Eric Gordon back in his Clippers days may remember how much of a terror he was driving to the hole. It’s easy to forget, now that he has modified his game to be a three-point assassin, that he used to have a great variety of finishing moves to go with his athleticism. Used…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
The Atlanta Hawks paid $15 million a year to a guy who had only been an average offensive player for a part of one season, and are now pretending to be surprised that he sucks on offense this season. I’m sure Kent Bazemore remains a good defender and all-around good teammate, but man, he can’t…
Read MoreMike Dunleavy 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
I got a ton of views when I uploaded Kyle Korver’s first good performance with the Cavaliers. A ton. Like 70,000. It was great, seeing that many people get hyped for a roleplayer. I expect the same sort of reaction to this video, if not more. You thought 18 points for a white-skinned three-point-specialist was…
Read MoreNorman Powell 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)
Is it just me or does Norman “Norm Median” Powell kind of look like Derrick Rose? It’s not just me. It can’t be, because I’m looking at this thumbnail, and I’m seeing a slighty less dopey-looking version of D-Rose. This is something that everyone blessed with the holy gift of sight should be able to…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 11)
This week’s biggest busts: Pacers -4, Hornets -3, Pistons -3, Knicks -3, Lakers -3 This week’s biggest successes: Timberwolves +5, 76ers +4, Jazz +3, Wizards +3, Trail Blazers +3, Pelicans +3 1. Golden State Warriors (34-6, 3-0 this week) (last week: #1 [2-1] +0) Stephen Curry still isn’t shooting 40% from three, a fact which…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 19 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
I have gotten to the point where vanilla Rudy Gobert dunks are not enough to excite me. I am a twisted and perverted man; the depravity of my desires knows no limits. I need something harder, something more shocking and disgusting than just Gobert catching an alley-oop with nobody around. What I need is for…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
Attention Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: your name takes way too many syllables to say. I’m counting nine distinct phonological units. Maybe you’ve heard of this good player, played for the Lakers a bit, named Shaq? Yeah. Check that out. Only one syllable. That’s why people liked him so much; because they didn’t have to take a sip…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
If there is a human being on this earth who can dunk from the three-point line, Aaron Gordon is that person. He already won last year’s dunk contest, but imagine him winning it again this year by pretending to do a normal free-throw line slamjam but instead jumping from like 10 feet further back. SICK….
Read MoreElfrid Payton Career High 28 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
Last time Elfrid Payton scored a career high, 26 points about a month ago with 14 dimes, I warned people not to try and watch the whole video, because it was simply too much Elfrid Payton highlights. I’m a trained and experienced highlight-watcher, and I couldn’t even manage it. I hated to imagine what would…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 39 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
As long as Devin Booker keeps scoring 39 without ever scoring 40, I’m gonna keep putting “Career High” in the titles of the resultant highlight vids. I don’t care that future netizens will be horribly confused by the appearance of three (or more) separate performances when they type “Devin Booker career high” into the holosearch…
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