Finally, a game for Gordon Hayward where he scored a good amount of points without the aid of a ton of unwatchable free throws. Seriously, it’s like every time this dude scores 30-ish he has a line of 6-14 shooting with 1000-a gajillion from the charity stripe. If you were wondering why I hardly ever…
Read MoreOtto Porter Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
In a description near the end of last year I wrote these words on the subject of Otto Porter: “Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA….
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 20 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
I’m still mad at how easily the Orlando Magic gave up on Mo Harkless. That was a while ago now, so my timeline may be all bungled up, but I’m pretty sure Jacque-off Vaughn was involved in some way. “Oh, sorry Mo, you’re not producing because we’re not giving you any minutes at all, wow…
Read MoreTyus Jones 12 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Damn man, I was making this video, and you know what I noticed? Tyus Jones kind of looks like Jabari Parker. Look at that thumbnail. That could be Jabari in the thumbnail with a couple of photoshop filters applied to him. And a photoshopped crappy goatee. For real. The other thing I noticed while making…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 25 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
In my inaugural DTB’S OFFICIAL NBA POWER RANKINGS which I shilled relentlessly both on the YouTube platform and many other platforms, I went hard at Kent Bazemore for having such a slow start to the season. I even had the audacity to call the Bazed God a “failure”. He must have read my power rankings…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
We are now officially far enough into the season where we can determine who won the Pacers-Jazz-Hawks trade which sent point guards flying in every direction. Reminder: the Pacers received Jeff Teague. The Jazz received George Hill. The Hawks received a pick from somebody that turned into Taurean Prince. Bags of potato chips were also…
Read MoreDragan Bender 10 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
I may not be the next president of the United States (DAMMIT), but at least I made this video over a minute long! Peep this: there are only four clips in this video, one clip for each shot that Dragan Bender made. No replays, no extraneous doodads. That means that every clip had to last,…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 31 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Alright, guys. I’ve got some serious stuff to discuss with you. No jokes. No games. I’ve been following the election results. You know, the American election. The presidential one. The important one, the one that affects all of us across the entire globe. I’ve been looking at those interactive map thingies, that tell you how…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 33 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Do the Trailblazers even need anyone besides C.J. McCollum and Damian Lillard to be good at all? Just have those dudes take turns taking shots, surround them with some defenders who don’t need the ball and BAM you look up at the scoreboard, the game is over, and Portland wins. Again. I am not overreacting…
Read MoreSeth Curry 23 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)
Add Seth Curry to the “List of Dudes People Thought Would Be Better On a New Team”. He’s not WAY off what he was doing last year with the Kings (unless you’re looking at his last few games with them, then yeah, he’s way off), but I was thinking major improvement was in store for…
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