I’m thinking about making a Mirza Teletovic three-ilation once the season end. A video containing every single three he’s made this year. But right now, it’s only that: a thought. I’m thinking about it. Nothing is certain. Maybe I won’t make it; I’m just not sure how many people would watch it. There’s a lot…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 21 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS IN WHICH THIS VIDEO IS LAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Ramon Sessions 2. Layups 3. Not enough jumpers 3a. No jumpers period 4. Too many assists 5. Commentators are bored 6. Nets don’t play defense 7. Sessions once had 24 assists in one game 8. No dunks 9. The Wizards 10. The Nets [POWER…
Read MoreZach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
To be honest with you guys, Zach LaVine scoring 21 doesn’t even feel like a special occurrence anymore. It’s an indication of how much he’s improved this year; when he scored 21 last year, I was on it faster than ducks on a Junebug. WAY faster than those damn ducks. His highlights were the highest…
Read MoreTim Frazier 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I’m frickin’ TIRED of the D-League YouTube channel trying to steal MY views. Tim Frazier has 19 points and 13 assists, of course I’m going to make a video. I’m DownToBuck, BITCH. I do what I want, and what I want is role-players having above-average games. So I make the vid, it’s great, people love…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Time for the Wizards to blow it up. They can keep John Wall, Kelly Oubre, and Jarell Eddie. And that’s it. Everyone else, trade those bums for picks or whatever else you can get. Fire Wittman, tell Grunfeld to clear out his office and then burn his office to the ground with him still clearing…
Read MoreR.J. Hunter 11 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Remind me to never watch those predraft strengths and weaknesses (I only watch the strengths parts) videos ever again. All they do is get me way too hyped over mediocre prospects. From now on, if I want to see talent from the upcoming draft, I will sneak into the workouts myself. Can’t trust these third…
Read MoreCristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Is Cristiano Felicio better than Fab Melo yet? That’s a dumb question. Of course he is. A better question would be: at what point did Cristiano Felicio become a better NBA player than Fab Melo? Was it from the moment he first stepped on an NBA court? Was it a few minutes after that? Maybe…
Read MoreJames Ennis Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
An increase in the weirdness of statlines often corresponds with the approaching end of the regular season. At the start of the year, things are normal, only for them to get odder and odder until a month remains and Luke Babbitt starts scoring 20. The weirdness-increase accelerates towards the finish line, in this case producing…
Read MoreShane Larkin Career High 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
It’s taken Shane Larkin three full years of NBA games, but he’s finally done it: he has finally reached the 20-point mark in a single game. Underwhelmed? You should be. At least he has made the most of what might be his last chance to do serious damage on the court, since there is no…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
This game served as a reminder as to why John Henson has completely stopped shooting jumpshots. You’re not going to see it in this video because it’s not a lowlight video, so I’ll just tell you how it went down: Henson got the ball near the top of the key. Nobody was near him. Nobody…
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