Tag: Shane Larkin

It’s taken Shane Larkin three full years of NBA games, but he’s finally done it: he has finally reached the 20-point mark in a single game. Underwhelmed? You should be. At least he has made the most of what might be his last chance to do serious damage on the court, since there is no…

Is this a Ramon Sessions video? Because it’s nothing but layups. Okay, it starts off with a three-pointer, but then it’s nothing but layups. Six layups in a row. Thankfully, Larkin was considerate enough to collect some assists in the meantime, so you do get to watch some jumpshots, even if it’s not Larkin shooting…

I think that I’m probably setting some kind of record by making five highlight videos from the same team on the same night. If Guinness world records doesn’t keep track of this record, they should start soon because I just set it. Maybe I can even go on that TV show they have where people…

When was the last time a player as not good as Shane Larkin tallied 14 assists in a single contest? Turns out, pretty recently, if you happen to hold the out-of-date opinion that Ish Smith is worse than Shane Larkin. If you don’t hold that opinion, we have to go back further. Randy Foye is…

As I predicted would happen, Shane Larkin lost his starter’s job two games ago when Donald Sloan put up a gnarly 15/10 statline. However, Sloan did not play very well in either of the games he started, so I’m thinking that Larkin probably gets the job back at some point. It’s a pointless exercise, however,…

Thanks to the National Security Administration’s probably-illegal nationwide internet traffic dragnet, all you need to do to get somebody’s Google search history is tell the NSA that you’re a police officer who needs the information to catch a child predator or a terrorist or something. Really I don’t think the NSA even reads the letter….

It seems like so long ago since Shane Larkin was a relevant basketball player. His three years so far in the NBA have been marked by no notable occurrences, no outstanding performances, and a whole bunch of butt splinters. I guess there really isn’t a market for a tiny point guard who can’t shoot and…

OFFICIAL DTB CAREER PREDICTIONS: SHANE LARKIN EDITION I predict that Shane Larkin will end up being one of those point guards who plays for seven teams in ten years and never scores more than four points per game for any of them. This prediction is already wrong because Larkin scored 6 PPG with the Knicks…