If I had to guess, I’d say this was the last game for Alex Len in a Suns uniform. He’s said some stuff to the media that makes me think he wants out, and I doubt the Suns are extremely eager to keep him around, even if they don’t really have any good centers on…
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Alex Len 19 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/20/2018)
Alex Len has accepted who he is. He has excised the midrange jumper from his repertoire, and now operates almost exclusively around the basket. His percentages were really bad while he was trying to show the Suns that they didn’t draft only a garbageman. I have to imagine that they did think they were getting…
Read MoreAlex Len 21 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2017)
I knew I was in for some punishment when I saw that Alex Len made ten free throws in this game to just five made field goals. And when Len made three of his five field goals before even taking a free throw, I had to resist the urge to unplug my computer and throw…
Read MoreAlex Len 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
There are a lot of words you can use to describe Alex Len. Many of them start with the letter B: -Big -Badass -Bullying -Bodacious -Beast -Bukranian -Bdidn’t play well enough to get a contract extension -BUS (yes I really mean “bus”, I didn’t forget a letter there, I would never use hurtful language like…
Read MoreAlex Len 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Anyone else getting rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes from Alen Len? Please tell me I’m not the only one, because he is emitting, at least to me, some serious rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Seriously. Serious vibes are being emitted and I don’t want to be the one everyone thinks is crazy just because they are the…
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)
The best aspects of really bad (not tanking, notice how I didn’t say tanking, no tanking here, nope) teams are no doubt the great performances that not-so-great players are given the opportunity to achieve. On what other team could we see Alex Len go off for 31 points? The 76ers, and maybe the… Nuggets or…
Read MoreAlex Len 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
Everyone’s all excited about how Stephen Curry tied the NBA record for most made threes in a game. Let them have their excitement, I say. There is no harm in people enjoying watching the greatest player currently in the game. But there is another record that I fear is going to go unnoticed amongst the…
Read MoreAlex Len Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)
The Suns’ season has been a disappointing one. There are some things that have gone right, sure, but there is a much longer list of things that have gone wrong. However, they seem to have found the solution to all their problems: Kris Humphries! With Kris in the fold, yeah, the Suns have lost both…
Read MoreAlex Len 16 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2016)
“Hey Alex, I don’t know if it’s a good idea to bring that in here,” said Devin Booker, looking around urgently to see if any team employees had seen the bottle of vodka that Alex Len held in his hand. “Don’t care,” Alex said simply. “We sucking the dicks right now. Need something to lift…
Read MoreAlex Len 19 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Alex “Olexiy” Len can now officially be called a “Stretch Five”. This is in addition to other adjectives which accurately describe him, a list which includes but is not limited to “Ukrainian”, “Young Talent”, “Starter Quality”, and “Better than Tyson Chandler”. It remains to be seen whether Len will make another three-pointer this year (seeing…
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