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Amar’e Stoudemire 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2014)

Carmelo Anthony just hit 20,000 points on his career. A significant achievement, one that guarantees the HOF (unless your name is Tom Chambers). Can Amar’e Stoudemire join this exclusive club as well? Doubtful. If he can somehow significantly increase his scoring and manages to play 5 or so more years, he can get there. He…

Amar’e Stoudemire All 76 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Pushing the call button next to his bed urgently, Amar’e Stoudemire waited for his live-in nurse to arrive next to his bed. In a few seconds, Sherie rushed in, looking concerned. “What is it, Amar’e?” “Take me to the hologram projector, Sherie. I have some stuff I need to watch.” Sherie rolled her eyes. “Oh,…

Amar’e Stoudemire 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2014)

Amar’e Stoudemire, alone in his dingy one-bedroom apartment, sat down at his rickety desk. Even this small amount of movement caused him to wince in pain and clutch his back. The sand in his life’s hourglass was quickly running down to nothing, and there was important business to attend to. “Dear Steve,” he wrote. “I…

Amar’e Stoudemire 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)

That fat lady is still up there, singing her heart out. Amar’e Stoudemire still has something to offer a team. Is that team the Knicks? Probably. His unique skillset of not playing defense and getting hot once every other game is well suited to the Knicks. If he got traded to, say, a contender, they…

Amar’e Stoudemire 23 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2014)

The Knicks commentators seem to be fond of saying “STAT’s back”. Not his back like the thing that is totally mangled, but his returning to the quality of play from his old days. And if you watch these highlights, it certainly seems true. He still has the power, finishing through contact with ease. He can…

Amar’e Stoudemire 22 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2014)

Perhaps Amar’e Stoudemire isn’t as done as we all thought. Maybe he just needs to start and be given the confidence to play his game. Because he looked pretty good tonight, on offense at least. He even had a nice drive and dunk that was reminiscent of his Phoenix days. Except for, you know, the…

Amar’e Stoudemire 17 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2014)

Amar’e Stoudemire still has it! If you watch this video you will see it all: dunks, jumpers, and a layup. The component parts of Stoudemire’s game which served him so well in Phoenix. The dunks may not be as high-flying or as powerful, but the jumpers look pretty much the same. If you mess with…

Amar’e Stoudemire 22 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2013)

Christmas again. The bespectacled, unshaven man looked out of from his Manhattan apartment. Down on the street he could see all the accoutrements of the season; holly, fake icicles made of lights, and wreaths, among other gaudery. Signs on the business below proclaimed their hope that you would have a great Christmas. Amar’e sighed, and…

Amar’e Stoudemire 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2013)

Look at how old Amare Stoudemire looks. DAMN. Those goggles add like 5 years at least by themselves. Now watch him play. Try not to cry. I’ll go get the tissues. Done yet? Good. Because I’ve got some more sadness ready to heap onto your already battered psyche: you will never, EVER, get to see…

Amar’e Stoudemire 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2013)

Remember how much of a beast Am’ar’e Sto’udemir’e was back in Phoenix? A totally unstoppable scoring machine. It’s really too bad that he has exploding knees and his back is just a collection of loose vertebrae floating around in the sludge that used to be his spinal cord. His long list of ailments makes his…