The Cavs’ failures up to this point in the season, while bringing happiness and joy into my otherwise dull life, are probably not going to continue. They’re just too stacked. So, I’m going to enjoy their suckitude for the time being and try not to think how pissed I’m going to be when they make…
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Anderson Varejao 16 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
Anderson “The Brazilian Bomber” Varejao’s rebounding numbers are way down this year. In 27 minutes per contest, he is grabbing five this year as opposed to almost ten last year. To what can we attribute this drop in rebounding output? A Samson-like hair disorder? Loss of athleticism? Bad shoes? No, it’s not any of those…
Read MoreAnderson Varejao 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/4/2013)
Dear LeBron, I hope this letter finds you well. I probably don’t need to hope, though, as things seem to be going swell for you down there in Miami. I’m very happy for your multitude of successes! Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade seem like great teammates. You may already know the reason for my correspondence,…
Read MoreAnderson Varejao Career High 35 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights 11/13/2012
Holy moly! The Brazilian Bomber just unleashed a firestorm of torment upon the Nets of Brooklyn, scoring a career high 35 on 16 of 21 shooting, while also grabbing 18 boards, 11 of them offensive. This amazing performance by Varejao was matched only by the total ineptitude of the Cavaliers’ bench, who scored 6 points….
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