The much-anticipated (by our Antipodean friends) Andrew Bogut-Steven Adams matchup has not been as compelling as was hoped. Adams has done his part; his gritty play and resilience in the face (foot) of intense hardship has endeared himself to NBA fans everywhere. Bogut? He hasn’t done much of anything. He gets to start, and then…
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Andrew Bogut 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
Remember when Amar’e Stoudemire destroyed Andrew Bogut’s arm/career? I sure do. Instead of being a nightly 20/10 threat and defensive anchor like he should have been, now Bogues is reduced to being a nightly 5/8 threat and defensive anchor. All thanks to Stoudemire mistaking Bogut for a fire extinguisher and trying to punch him out…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
Damn, this video would have looked so different that year Andrew Bogut was dominating in Milwaukee. So different. He’s a garbage man now; there is no need for his offensive “talents” on a team with Klay Thompson and some other guy on it. Listen to me, getting all nostalgic about crappy Bogut post-ups. Those things…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/17/2015)
You know, I’m not even mad that the Bucks pulled the trigger on an Andrew Bogut-Monta Ellis swap a few years ago. It looks pretty lame now but at the time, I wasn’t even mad then and I’m not even mad now. Not even. Bogut was coming off a coordinated assassination attempt undertaken by Amar””e…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 8 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
The Thunder from Down Under terrorizes Anthony Davis and the Pelicans on his way to 8 points and a career high 9 blocks in his 162nd game donning the Warriors’ blue and yellow. ————————————————————- Description in honor of the first video on this channel, Andrew Bogut’s Warriors debut. He still hasn’t figured out how to…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/2/2015)
I haven’t been watching every game for the Warriors this year, but it seems Bogut is still doing what he has always done, since he was a rookie in Milwaukee. Having pube games. Named for his puby facial growth, a “pube game” is a contest where Bogut does not display full effort, looking lazy and…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Is there a more well-fitting center in the league for the Warriors than Andrew Bogut? He doesn’t take the ball away from the scorers that need it, he passes skillfully and willingly, he defends at an elite level, and he sucks up rebounds like a big pube-covered Aussie vacuum. Put someone like Dwight on this…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut All 91 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Andrew Bogut’s impact on the game is so important that I could never do it justice. Instead, I’m going to hand it over to Bucks commentators Jim Paschke and Jon McGlocklin, who watched “The Thunder from Down Under” develop from a young first-overall pick who, laughably, sometimes played at power forward with Dan Gadzuric at…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/11/2014)
Andrew Bogut dunking on Monta Ellis must have represented something, but I am too literal-minded to figure out what. There is something deeper meaning hidden within the poster dunk/alley-oop layup, a metaphor of great significance. It has something to do with the Bucks, but that is all I can ascertain.
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 16 Points/17 Rebounds/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Andrew Bogut? Is that you? Come back! Come back! We never wanted you to leave, Andrew. Bucks for life! Remember? We’re sorry that we tried to shoehorn you into a role you weren’t really prepared to fill. And we’re sorry that the bad man Stoudemire turned your arm into frozen bogurt. There’s a lot of…
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