It’s a little late, but I finally remembered to make Anthony Tolliver highlights! All five of his fans were probably getting a little restive, wondering where the heck they were, but don’t worry! He’s here, he’s wearing a mask, and he didn’t make six threes even though that seems like by far the most likely…
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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2017)
Anthony Tolliver only needs to play for one more franchise to catch the active leader in that category, Ish Smith. He’s at 9 right now. He’s played for San Antonio, Portland (what), Golden State (played a part in getting Curry his first trip-dub), Minnesota (had knee rubbed by Michael Beasley), Atlanta, Charlotte (Bobcats), Phoenix (somehow…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
I’m not sure what’s wrong with the Pistons. They’ve lost six in a row now after being at 14-6 through the first twenty games. However, I can, with relative accuracy, pinpoint the cause of this loss to the Celtics where the Detoilet Pissed-Ons only scored 81 points: nobody could shoot the damn ball. Anthony “The…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
How many Kings highlights can I do in a row before I see a mass exodus of subscribers? Before you hit that unsub button: it is not my fault that the Kings had a bunch of average-to-below-average players go off on the same night. I mean, their roster is full of those players, and some…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
From DNP-CD’s to 35 minutes in a game: Anthony Tolliver sure has come a long way since the beginning of the season. The Kings are actually have a not-terrible record of seven wins and eight losses since Tolliver has started getting them major minutes (and the known team detriments Afflalo and Lawson have had their…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
It’s become a recurring theme in Anthony “Tollbooth” Tolliver’s career: he signs with a new team for some smallish amount of money to play a smallish bench role, and by the third month of the season the team in question is starting him because he fits in better with high-usage players than the higher-paid, more…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2016)
Sources within the Kings organization have furnished me with the new year’s resolutions of every player on the team. I am providing this list of resolutions with absolutely no redactions, corrections, or other edits. DeMarcus Cousins: Beat up that reporter for real this time Rudy Gay: Get traded Darren Collison: Don’t beat up any more…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)
No time for much of a description on this one: I’m trying to beat my own personal record for fastest highlight-compilation. From start to finish, from first clip to uploaded video, including upload and rendering time, my record is currently 12 minutes and 2 seconds. I was hoping for under 10 minutes on this one,…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)
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Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2015)
Every time I see Anthony Tolliver attempt a layup, he flails through the air like a maniac and looks like he’s going to tumble over. It’s like he doesn’t have the balance necessary to keep himself in control when he’s going that fast. It’s even weirder because he doesn’t elevate at all, but in the…
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