John Collins 21 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

It feels weird, but 21 points isn’t even that many points for John Collins these days. Only slightly above his average of 19. Still a highlight-worthy performance, but for how much longer? In only a few games, he’ll probably be above 20 ppg on the season, and then what? Do I just remove him from…

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Trae Young 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2019)

In the past few videos I have made for Trae Young, he has been reliant on his floater to score points. My opinion on floaters is well-known and shouldn’t need to be restated, but I will restate it anyway for the benefit of newcomers: floaters are a shot that is only taken when all your…

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John Collins Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

I’ve seen a lot of names bandied about for the “final” Eastern Conference All-Star spot. Apparently there’s enough consensus All-Stars this year to fill up the whole roster except for one spot. And who should that spot go to? I think I saw Zach Lowe say it should be Eric Bledsoe, which, while it’s great…

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Trae Young 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

Here’s a thought experiment for you: is Dewayne Dedmon a BETTER three-point shooter than Trae Young? I’ll give you their respective shooting stats so you don’t have to look it up yourself. Trae Young: 0/3 this game, 69/239 (28.9%) for the season Dewayne Dedmon: 5/7 this game, 42/110 (38.1%) for the season Keep in mind…

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Dewayne Dedmon 24 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2019)

In previous video descriptions I have beseeched the people who run the Hawks television broadcast to give me more footage of Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon doing his “dialing long distance” three-pointer celebration. Well, it appears my beseechments have been acknowledged, because I was presented with several shots of Dedmon doing the celebration while I was…

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Kevin Huerter 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2019)

There is a growing amount of hype surrounding Kevin Huerter. A lot of this is because of physical appearance. White people generate slightly more excitement than the average player (“great white hope syndrome”), but the red hair is what really gets people going. Can you think of a single ginger NBA-baller who wasn’t ironically/legitimately adored…

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DeAndre’ Bembry 16 Points/6 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

DeAndre’ Bembry’s astoundingly low popularity on my channel is disappointing, but not unexpected. He’s not really a flashy player, nor a particularly good one, but he’s been playing well enough to get a steady stream of videos from me that garner anywhere from three hundred to nine hundred views a piece. Honestly, it’s gotten to…

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Kevin Huerter 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Kevin “Butthuert” Huerter, with his seventeen points in this game, didn’t quite match the 29 points he scored two games ago to help knock off the Sixers, but the result was similar, as the Hawks beat a Thunder team that’s “allegedly” “good” while being “led” by “Russell Westbrook”. Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant did little to…

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Trae Young 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Is Trae Young the second coming of Pistol Pete Maravich on the Hawks? I’m about to do some digging to find out, keeping in mind that I don’t watch a lot of old NBA film and most of my knowledge about these old heads is sourced from mainstream media and Wikipedia. Both Young and Maravich…

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Alex Len 24 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

Just for fun, I looked at some pictures of Alex Len’s home town in Ukraine, Antratsyt. Big props to them, or at least the people who curate their photos on Google Images: it’s not nearly as gray and depressing as I imagined! There are some commieblocks, but that’s to be expected. Other things that Antratsyt…

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