John Collins 26 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)

John Collins did not miss a shot in this game until there were eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. From the beginning of this vid to the end (which is that possession), you are seeing all of his field goal attempts, both makes and misses. Truly, I am redefining the meaning of “Full Highlights”….

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DeAndre’ Bembry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

It’s official: DeAndre’ Bembry HATES the city of Milwaukee. He averages 13 points per game over his career against them, the most he averages against any single team, as compared to his 6 ppg career average. The damage inflicted on the city would’ve been even greater had he not been DNPed in 6 of his…

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Trae Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Just like the Trevor Ariza video I uploaded an hour ago (and which is sitting at zero views currently – I expected at least one or two), which depicted Ariza barely missing a triple-double (he was one rebound short), this video shows Trae Young just barely missing the triple-double cutoff of ten assists. And when…

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Dewayne Dedmon 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

If Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon had gotten a triple-double this game, it would have ranked as one of the unlikelist triple-doubles of the season. Actually, scratch that. It would have been the undisputed least-likely triple-double of the season, ahead of Kyle Anderson’s by a significant amount because Dedmon isn’t known as a passer. As it…

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John Collins 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

We can now add “makes game-winners regularly” to the list of reasons why John Collins should definitely be an All-Star this season. The full list of reasons can be found below: -Makes game-winners regularly (or “clutch late-game shots”, which are different from game-winners; however, for the purposes of this list, they are the same thing)…

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Kevin Huerter Career High 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Today’s DTB challenge: figure out a good comparison for Kevin Huerter who ISN’T melanin-deprived. I’ll let you work on it for a bit, and then reveal my answer. Tough, huh? The problem with human brains (among other things, like not ever being able to stop thinking about naked females), is that they are simply incapable…

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John Collins 30 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)

I’m so certain of a John Collins All-Star appearance this year that I pondered starting a bet: if Collins doesn’t make the All-Star game, I delete my channel forever. If he does make the All-Star game, everybody pays me five bucks. That’s five bucks from every subscriber. But then I thought, the stakes aren’t high…

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Jeremy Lin 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)

I knock on the unmarked door, my arm trembling. Whether it trembles from trepidation or excitement, I can’t quite tell. The door remains closed for so long that I wonder if I have gotten the address wrong. However, after a nerve-wracking wait, the door opens a sliver and a pair of eyes peeks out. “Password?”…

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DeAndre’ Bembry 17 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

I don’t even know how the Hawks beat the Heat by 24. A full third of the Hawks’ wins this season have come against this Heat team. Nobody on the Hawks even scored twenty points individually but they still creamed their opponent. I’m fully aware that the Hawks have some good invidual players (DeAndre’ Bembry…

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DeAndre’ Bembry Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2019)

I bet coach Bud of the Bucks is extremely upset about the fact that his former player, DeAndre’ Bembry, had a career high against him. Bud is the one guy in the NBA who would have the most firsthand experience of Bembry’s lack of conventional scoring ability. I bet, right at this very moment, he’s…

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