John Collins 21 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

If John Collins is just gonna keep scoring 20 points seemingly every game like this, I’m gonna have to put some tighter restrictions on his highlights. Because right now, he’s getting a vid every game. When that starts happening, I know I need to either be more selective (maybe he has to score 22 now…

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Alex Len 24 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

Alex “Alyexsiyiiy” Len looks like a beast in this video. Do I think he is really a beast in real life? Not really. Replace the “ea” in “beast” with a “u” and you’d be getting closer to what I really think about him. But I can’t deny that he sort of totally made Thomas Bryant…

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John Collins 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

The more games like this that John Collins racks up, the more I’m becoming convinced that he could be an All-Star THIS YEAR. Not sometime in the distant future, not next season, but this season. If he continues on this trajectory, he’ll be averaging 20/10 by the time mid-February rolls around. Just saying. Here’s a…

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Kevin Huerter 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2018)

I’m not having as much fun with this current Hawks team as I did with last year’s version. That team had Tyler Cavanaugh on it, and he was super fun. Kevin Huerter just isn’t the same. He’s theoretically the same kind of player (the white three-point shooting kind), but I think I just naturally gravitate…

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Trae Young 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

This video was made under false pretenses. In my unending naivety, I assumed that the box-score for this game would be correct, and that Trae Young had a near-double-double with 21 points and nine assists. Foolishly, I took the box-score at face value, thinking that the statistics it portrayed would be accurate. That was not…

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Vince Carter 21 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Vince Carter has played 21 seasons in the NBA, and not one of them has ended in a championship. He’s not on the same level as, say, Karl Malone in terms of being an all-timer who couldn’t quite get it done, but that’s a long time without any rings. Not everyone is as blessed as…

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Kent Bazemore 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. 23 is Kent Bazemore’s third-highest scoring game of the season (behind two 32-point games) 2. Nobody else is gonna make a damn Bazemore video 3. That steal and dunk to tie the game with seventeen seconds left was pretty slick, not gonna lie 4. Bazemore is…

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Trae Young 16 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

Trae Young actually had, by my estimation, one of his most efficient scoring performances of the season in this game. He only scored sixteen points, but he was 7-of-11 from the field. The mathematically-inclined viewer will realize that making seven out of eleven shots results in a field goal percentage over 50%, somethin that Young…

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Dewayne Dedmon 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2018)

Dewayne “The Cacodedmon” “Judge Dedd” “Jumpin’ Jehovah” Dedmon can now officially be called a stretch-five. His primary role on the floor, at least for the past fews games, has been to provide spacing at the center position. And, guess what nerds? The Hawks have won four of their last five. I’m going to go ahead…

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