With this last 26-point effort, Dennis “Sexy Nubian Princess” Schröder is now back over 20 PPG for the season. This allows me to present my OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHO ARE SCORING 20 PPG POWER RANKINGS [RANKED ON HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM] (NOVEMBER 2017 EDITION):
1. LeBron James
2. Stephen Curry
3. Kevin Durant
4. James Harden
5. Kyrie Irving
[POWER GAP]
6. Giannis Antetokounmpo
7. Kristaps Porzingis
8. Joel Embiid
9. Karl-Anthony Towns
10. Anthony Davis
11. Russell Westbrook
12. Damian Lillard
13. DeMarcus Cousins
[POWER GAP PART II]
14. John Wall
15. Paul George
16. Bradley Beal
17. C.J. McCollum
18. Devin Booker
19. DeMar DeRozan
[POWER CHASM]
20. D’Angelo Russell
21. Victor Oladipo
22. Blake Griffin
23. Carmelo Anthony
24. Kemba Walker
25. LaMarcus Aldridge
26. Eric Gordon
[POWER ABYSS OF UNHOLY ABYSSAL MAYHEM AND DARKNESS]
27.Dennis Schröder