I came up with a new phrase for the Hawks commentators to say: whenever Marco Belinelli dominates somebody with a strong post move down low, they have to yell “that’s chicken parmigiana right there!” It’s like when Shaq says “BBQ chicken”, except Belinelli’s from Italy so it makes more sense to say “chicken parmigiana”. DTB…
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John Collins 14 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)
If there is one word to describe John Collins tonight, it would be “active”. That’s right, no jokes here, there were so many funny words I could’ve put there instead but instead of being funny and wry I’m going to pummel you with hard-hitting analysis. Ready? This is some real powerful stuff. Don’t go into…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
“Hey Rookie.” John Collins looked up to find his teammate Dennis Schröder standing in front of him. “Hey Dennis. Do you need me to get more donuts for the team?” he joked. Dennis did not laugh. “I have something serious to discuss with you. Something much more serious than requesting another errand of you.” John…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 20 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
It’s good to see that yet another change of scenery for Marco Belinelli hasn’t impacted his outlook on the game of basketball and the way he wants to play it. From the video evidence presented in this highlights package, we can clearly see that Marco still loves to take three-pointers on the run, and that…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
Dennis Schröder stood near his locker, surveying the players that were present in the room with him. The sight made him want to smile, so he did, and anybody who saw the expression on his face would have assumed that he was just happy to be starting another season in the NBA. However, the emotions…
Read MoreJohn Collins 14 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
Yes, there are tons of performances that happened tonight that are way better than this. You think I don’t know that? I looked at these god-damn boxscores and basically had a panic attack. But the reality of the situation is that right now I’m most interested in players I’ve never seen before. I don’t care…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 162 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation)
I just can’t believe my luck sometimes. So last week I got to go to this thing in New York City, it was called the “YouTube Sports Highlight Summit”. Basically they just invited a bunch of YouTube highlight people to go to a fancy hotel in NYC and listen to speakers who are experts in…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/28/2017)
I have made a Dënniß ßchrööder vid for five of the six games of this now-sadly-concluded series against Washington. This fact probably means that he has graduated from this channel and should be the sole domain of other highlight purveyors from this point on. Probably. I have some serious soul searching to do during the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder basically did it all for the Hawks tonight, and they still lost. Is it time for him to demand a trade to a different team so he can actually have a chance at winning some games in the playoffs? Don’t waste too many brain cells on that question, because the answer is yes….
Read MoreTaurean Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2017)
Here is a complete list of the Hawks players who have more points than Taurean Prince in this series against the Wizards: Paul Millsap Dennis Schroder The Hawks won this game, but that list is not a good sign. It’s way too short! Even worse, looking at their roster, there aren’t even that many players…
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