“Dear Diary, It’s scary playing somewhere where Daddy isn’t the coach. I know sometimes I wrote about how he liked Chris more than me and how it made me angry, but I take all that back. When Daddy told me that I was getting traded, I started crying and begged him not to. That made…
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Austin Rivers 18 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
I hope there are still fans of Austin Rivers from his HoopMixTape days. I remember watching those vids of him crossing over pathetic high-school defenders and thinking “man that white guy really has some handles”. And I wasn’t wrong. He has a nice crossover, and you cannot even begin to tell me that he is…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 27 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)
Austin Rivers is averaging 15 points per game this season. I’m gonna be honest here, when he first came into the league he didn’t look like a guy who would ever average 15 points per game. He looked like the kind of guy who would be out of the league after his rookie deal was…
Read MoreAustin Rivers Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
“Dear Diary, Today after the game, Daddy came up to me and held me by the shoulders and told me that I’m playing really really good as the “fokill point” of the team. I was so happy when he said that, because I’ve been trying hard to play good and make him proud, but sometimes…
Read MoreAustin Rivers Career High 36 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)
Come on. Austin Rivers scores a career high 36 points and hits 6 threes, including some clutch ones late in the game, as the undermanned Clippers beat James Har_en and his Rockets and Mike Breen can’t give us even one “BANG!”? If this was Stephen Curry, he would’ve delivered 6 bangs, one for each triple….
Read MoreAustin Rivers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2017)
“Dear Diary, People on the team keep talking about “trade rumors”. I didn’t know what “trade rumors” were, other than they sounded really scary, so I asked daddy what a “trade rumor” was and why DeAndre would have one. Daddy told me that “trade rumors” happen all the time and that I shouldn’t worry about…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
The Clippers, in the span of a short few months, have gone from a perennial solid playoff team to what we have today: a whole bunch of scrubs and DeAndre Jordan. Him, Austin Rivers, and Lou Williams are the only decent players that played tonight. Hopefully Gallinari comes back soon, because a team that has…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 25 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)
“Dear Diary, I did a bad thing. A very bad thing. Everyone thinks it was an accident. But I know it wasn’t. When dumby butt-face Chris got traded, I knew Blake and me were going to become best friends. He was always so nice to me even when Chris was making me cry. But then…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)
Details are leaking out about how wonky the Clippers’ locker room was with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin trying to be co-alpha dogs. I wouldn’t be surprised if details of the violent nature eventually came to light. Griffin getting heated, maybe shoving Paul a little bit, and Paul flopping down a flight of stairs or…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
“Dear Diary, It’s been a long time since I wrote to you, but I’ve been having so much fun with my new friends that I sort of forgot. I know you won’t be too mad, though. You and me share everything, Diary. When I found out that stupid poopy-butt Chris got traded to the Rockets,…
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