Best of DTB – Page 7

Wesley Matthews Career High 36 Points/10 Threes Full Highlights (12/6/2015)

Lost in an anesthetic haze, Wes Matthews wandered the deserted corridors of his mind. In the waking world, doctors were working tirelessly to repair his torn Achilles tendon, but in the inner world of Wes’ psyche, all was quiet, a side effect of the anesthesia that had ostensibly halted the workings of his brain. In…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2015)

Giannis was not usually fond of road trips. He preferred the comfort and familiarity of his own bed to the hotel room beds he slept in while on the road. However, this road trip was especially unpleasant, he thought as he looked out the window of the team plane to observe the starry night sky….

Andrew Wiggins 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)

After an uneventful evening that was mostly occupied by Andrew practicing his jumpshot with a slightly-less-than-inflated basketball, he returned to his room to find Dooby already asleep. Being as quiet as possible, he slipped into his own bunk, thankful that Dooby, as cool as he seemed, wasn’t awake to call him a fag. The next…

Ish Smith 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit and watch I’ll tell you how aliens replaced Ish Smith with Steve Nash Southern Wisconsin born and raised On the internet was where I spent most of my days Posting YouTube highlights…

Brandon Knight Triple Double 30 pts/15 asts/10 rebs Full Highlights (11/16/2015)

Eric Bledsoe peeked his head into the storage closet. “Brandon? What are you doing in here? It’s game time man, get going!” Brandon Knight, knees pulled up to his chest, was huddling in a corner next to some jugs of cleaning solution. An extension cable dangled from the ceiling, with a crude circular knot tied…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 21 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2015)

The dream ended as my body fully re-entered the Earth’s regular timeflow. However, my brain did not easily relinquish the dream, terrifying though it had been. My eyes flew open to find a tall man dressed in white staring down at me, but all I could recall was that the NBA had been taken away…

Dennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2015)

The hibernation complex was silent. Deep within its multitudinous chambers and corridors, two men gazed intently at the hibernation pod that was in front of them. All that separated the normal timeflow of their control room and the contracted timeflow of the hibernation chamber was a sheet of standard-issue plate glass. Inside the chamber, a…

Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“Took you long enough,” Steve said coolly. “But you are still too late. This cursed phylactery will never again claim the soul of another player.” “It’s not too late!” Stephen shouted from the sideline. “I need it! We need it! The team needs it! Isn’t that what a coach wants? To win?” Steve shook his…

Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson was awakened by a hushed discussion outside his bedroom door. “Not so fast, Steph.” That voice sounded like Steve Kerr’s. There was an inaudible response. “Steph, please listen to me. You have to let me take it, you have to let me destroy it. Its power is too great.” “I’m taking the amulet…

DeAndre Jordan All 252 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation Part II)

After enduring a long day of testing, DeAndre returned to his room. Of the innumerable solutions the aliens had concocted, none had improved his jumpshot or his ball-handling in any appreciable way. Moreover, they left his muscles sore and his head cloudy. It was so difficult to focus on the plans he had been making…