Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit and watch
I’ll tell you how aliens replaced Ish Smith with Steve Nash
Southern Wisconsin born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Posting YouTube highlights of the NBA
Everything would change on that fateful day
When a couple of aliens who were up to no good
Started flying over my neighborhood
I walked outside to look at their flying saucer
It seemed like they wanted to abduct a basketball player
I begged and pleaded for god to strike them down
But God ignored me and the ship landed on my lawn
I was all alone, with nobody nearby
I walked over and thought, ‘today seems like a good day to die’
Two blue dudes with eyes like basketballs
Walked out of the ship standing nine feet tall
They had two dudes taken captive with ’em
Holding plasma guns powered by glowing green gems
I’m hiding behind a fence watching the experiment take place
Steve Nash is lying on the ground and they’re probing his face
If anything I could say that they’re transplanting his mind
And I thought ‘This is an affront to all of mankind’
I walked up to the aliens ready to fight
And I yelled to the aliens ‘Yo aliens smell ya later’
They fired their guns
So I failed to accomplish
My goal of preventing Steve Nash’s brain transplanted into Ish