Boris Diaw – DownToBuck

Boris Diaw 19 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I didn’t really expect Boris “The Big Croissant” Diaw to be capable of a revenge game, but the tubby Frenchman must have had some unspent reserves of revenge residing in his glands because he just had an honest-to-god revenge game against the team that traded him last off-season. He did it in his typical slow,…

Boris Diaw 16 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)

Boris “The Big Croissant” Diaw just dunked in-game for the first time this season. It was probably also point-blank his first dunk this year because he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who would dunk during practice either. And you can bet he never plays in pickup games. You can see with your own…

Boris Diaw 15 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

A lot of people were throwing a lot of shade on Boris Diaw at the beginning of the season due to his very slow, very tubby, and very, dare I say it, FRENCH start. I admit that I threw my share of shade on him along with everybody else. Shamefully, I was one of the…

Boris Diaw 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

Boris Diaw carefully lowered himself from the drop ceiling of the bakery. The darkness inside the store was almost complete, save for the faint glow of moonlight drifting in through windows mostly blocked by displays of breads and other baked goods. It had been a challenge for him to get in through the roof; the…

Boris Diaw 16 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)

Boris Diaw vs. Jared Sullinger. Battle of the booties. Two big dudes with lots of donk to throw around out there on the basketball court. Biggest conflict in San Antonio since the Alamo. Which heinie would be victor? Sullinger is an up-and-coming ass-blaster (blASSter), but he was really no match for Diaw’s ass-mastery (mASStery) tonight….

Boris Diaw 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/30/2015)

I’m getting chills over here thinking about how awesome Diaw’s offensive game would be if he wasn’t so fat. It’s already pretty awesome as long as he’s engaged. Imagine him running around with thirty fewer pounds on his tubby little belly. Blake Griffin would get more exposed than he already has been. It’s not worth…

Boris Diaw 15 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2015)

Here’s a question: if nobody but stars have good performances on a given night, do I have to make highlights? I decided that yes, I do have to make at least one highlight video. So I picked the most impressive scrubformance (that’s scrub performance for you plebes out there) out of the three games that…

Boris Diaw 23 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2014)

DownToBuck fashions himself as an unstoppable highlight making machine, unencumbered by tedious human tendencies. He exists for one reason only: to compile video evidence of basketball players scoring points. There is no room for love or other human emotions. An observant observer might notice a suspicious gap every night (or day, hello my Euro friends!)….

Boris Diaw 22 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

The French Mensch terrorizes Terrence Jones and the Rockets on his way to 22 points and 4 assists in his 138th game donning the Spurs’ black and silver. Description in honor of the first video on this channel.

Boris Diaw 21 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2014)

Screw Boris Diaw. He pretty much quit on the Bobcats so that he could get waived, and then he signs with the Spurs and suddenly starts caring again? You’re a paid professional, Boris. There’s a reason that the general public thinks that NBA players are a bunch of lazy, overpaid malcontents. Fatass.