I’m getting chills over here thinking about how awesome Diaw’s offensive game would be if he wasn’t so fat. It’s already pretty awesome as long as he’s engaged. Imagine him running around with thirty fewer pounds on his tubby little belly. Blake Griffin would get more exposed than he already has been.
It’s not worth thinking about for too long, though, because we all know that the Fat Frenchman will always be a little pudgy. Even if he did manage to chisel himself up during the offseason, all that progress would be erased within the first month of the season thanks to the delights and deceptions of hotel room service food.
For now I’ll just indulge myself by looking at the Google image search results for “Boris Diaw Hawks.”
Oh yeah.