Jaylen Brown 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/28/2018)

In this game, Jaylen “B-Jay” Brown made just as many free throws (6) as field goals (6). Normally that would bother me because I hate free throws and wish that the penalty for fouls was a free point for the fouled team, possession of the ball, and the playing of fart noises over the arena…

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Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

Third overall pick Jayson Tatum went up against fourth overall pick Josh Jackson last night, and I guess there were probably some people who were looking forward to an intense head-to-head matchup (I personally don’t care about player vs. player battles), but the results weren’t as conclusive as I would have liked, because both players…

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Terry Rozier Career High 33 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

You know things are going good for you as a player when your commentators do that little half-snort thing when you make a shot. That’s normally a sound reserved for the opposing team’s commentators to make. Terry Rozier was that player tonight. He was throwing up shots, and they were going down. He did the…

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Marcus Morris 30 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

This is the Marcus Morris that the Celtics hoped they were getting when they traded Avery Bradley to the Pistons for him. The kind of Marcus Morris that shoots three-pointers really well. The kind of Marcus Morris that has the speed and power to take the ball inside when the situation calls for it. The…

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Jayson Tatum 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

This video is absolutely stuffed to the brim with highlight plays. I don’t know if Jayson Tatum is just an unstoppable highlights machine or what, but it seemed like every play that he made in this video deserved at least one or two additional replays to remind us how awesome it was. Even better, the…

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Terry Rozier 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

It seems like Celtics fans have turned on Marcus Smart in favor of their new point guard man-crush, Terry Rozier. Maybe because they don’t want to pay Smart a bunch of money this off-season only for him to continue to be an inefficient-scoring, overconfident-shooting defensive specialist. Maybe because Smart punched a framed painting and exploded…

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Marcus Morris 31 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

This wasn’t exactly the Marcus/Markieff Morris battle I was hoping for. It was good, but what I really wanted was for them to cross team barriers, unite their forces, and start beating up a ref like he just insulted their mother (like in Semi-Pro). It was a longshot, because obviously neither one of them wants…

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Marcus Smart 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)

It causes me physical pain when Marcus Smart has a good game in defiance of all the mean things I’ve written about him. Actual physical pain, akin to having your chest skewered with knives. Celtics fans will tell me all about his defense and that’s easy for me to ignore since there are no box-score…

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Jaylen Brown 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Lakers fans are constantly, without pause or interruption, hyping up Brandon Ingram. It’s constant. Ingram is good this year, yeah, but they just never shut up about how great he is. They want everyone to know that he’s not a bust anymore, that he’s actually really good, and that he’s gonna be the reason LeBron…

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