Boston Celtics – Page 23

Jaylen Brown 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

Jaylen Brown has selfishly announced that he will selfishly not be performing his renowned high-flying aerial acrobatics at this year’s dunk contest. It’s like he wants the dunk contest to suck. I bet that’s what he wants. He seeks to inflate his own value by withholding his talents in the area of bigtime slam-jams, hoping…

Jae Crowder 23 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

OFFICIAL JAE CROWDER HAIR STATUS: Jae Crowder’s hair looks just as soft and cuddly as ever. Its status as the pillowiest and lushest set of dreadlocks in the league remains unchallenged. There is no hair softer in the organization. It’s like a pile of furry black snakes on his head, but instead of venom, they’re…

Terry Rozier 15 Points/1 Clutch Shot Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

Terry Rozier was a very clutch dude last night, sinking a three-pointer to tie the game with eight seconds left, a game which eventually went into overtime. The Celtics went on to lose the game, but in the context of Rozier’s performance that doesn’t matter. He was a clutch mofo. The fact that his teammates…

Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)

Jae Crowder tried his best to push his team to victory against the Knicks, but all the individual heroics in the world aren’t going to help you when you don’t get any help from your teammates. Let’s look at the most flagrant offenders: Al Horford, 2-of-14, five points. Forget about his ten assists for a…

Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Kelly, I know you’re reading this, and from one bro to another, you need to lop that ugly-ass beard right off your face. Just take a pair of kitchen shears and go to town. You can clean up the rest later. But that thing needs to go. Urgently. I speak from experience, Kelly. I, wishing…

Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)

An enterprising soul should start an YouTube channel called “NBA Fight Zone” or “Heaviest NBA Slamdowns” or something, and show nothing but all the “fights” that occur in the NBA. The NBA used to be really stingy about allowing vids of famous altercations to be disseminated (I’m still recovering from that virus I got trying…

Gerald Green 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/10/2017)

This video only exists to chronicle an honest-to-god dunk by Gerald Green which is, as far as I know, his first one of the season. He hit some other shots in this game, and they were actually pretty impressive for what they were, but they weren’t dunks. The dunk is the star of the show…

Marcus Smart 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2017)

For all his faults, Marcus Smart plays with heart. That’s cool. Sometimes that heart leads to him taking too many threes, or to assaulting a fan who merely wanted to say racist things to him. These things come with the Marcus Smart. Non-negotiable. You get the guy who can defend Anthony Davis passably (not shown,…

Avery Bradley 26 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)

Remember when Avery Bradley was the leading rebounder for the Celtics? Those were good times right? Well, you don’t even have to remember because it’s still happening right now! Bradley is averaging seven rebounds a game, which isn’t quite Westbrook territory but it’s pretty dang good for a guard. Al Horford is bringing up the…

Jae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

The biggest Jae Crowder-related story from this game is not that he hit five triples (way cool), but that he had a Gordon Hayward-fueled meltdown on Twitter after Boston fans cheered Gordon a little too much for his liking. I think most of the tweets have been deleted now, which is a shame, because he…