Yesterday I made Swedish meatballs because people kept telling me that they were tasty. I knew going into it that those people were probably lying but I was willing to give this Swedish delicacy a second chance. Because DTB is all about second chances. Unlike certain ex-GFs. Well, guess what? I took one bite of…
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Marcus Smart 20 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
You win, Boston. You win. I’m not even going to make fun of Marcus Smart in this description. I want to. But I won’t, because your victory over me is total. Smart is a deeply flawed player who is an easy target for my venomous tongue. It would be so easy to talk about how…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 10 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2016)
HA! You thought you could escape the season without watching Terry Rozier highlights? Think again! I can imagine it now, you sitting in front of your computer, maybe using your phone, getting ready to look at your subscription box, thinking to yourself “Hell yeah I can’t wait to see what kind of cool stuff PewDiePie…
Read MoreR.J. Hunter 11 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Remind me to never watch those predraft strengths and weaknesses (I only watch the strengths parts) videos ever again. All they do is get me way too hyped over mediocre prospects. From now on, if I want to see talent from the upcoming draft, I will sneak into the workouts myself. Can’t trust these third…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 19 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
A lot of mean-spirited people have not nice things to say about Marcus Smart. He’s ugly. He takes a ridiculous amount of threes for how well he shoots them. He’s a positionless combo guard ineffective in every conceivable role one could come up with for him. He has ugly hair. He has no respect for…
Read MoreTyler Zeller 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
That’s it. I’m DONE. DownToBuck finishes with a career-high 23 highlight videos made for a single day’s worth of games. Known scrublord Tyler Zeller scoring an authoritative 26 against this channel’s namesake is a fitting conclusion to this avalanche of vids. You can continue to leave comments like “Jeff Green plz” and “Fournier 28????” and…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 22 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2016)
What happened to Kelly Olynyk’s much-vaunted post game? It’s just totally disappeared. Not even a sliver of it remains. Gone. All gone. It was there during his first Summer League, and then, BAM, it’s more forgotten than John Edwards. I had my doubts that his moves and counter-moves would work on the NBA level. Everyone…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2016)
Amir Johnson has been in the league for ten years, but he’s only 28. He’s entering his prime right now, or maybe he’s already in his prime. Who knows. The point is, he’s both a longtime NBA veteran AND a player in his prime. That’s a killer combination. That’s the kind of combination where you…
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
I’m so sorry. These are the last five players I have showcased on my channel: Jonas Jerebko Jason Smith Nik Stauskas Evan Fournier Bojan Bogdanovic Notice a trend? Yes. These are all highlights of white-skinned players. It’s okay if you unsubscribe. I don’t blame you. In fact, I encourage you to do so. I’m sick…
Read MoreEvan Turner 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)
Evan Turner smiled at the little girl who was the next in line to get his autograph. “Hi little lady. What’s your name?” Evan asked. “Sammy!” The girl announced proudly. Evan prepared his pen to write the customary “To Sammy, -Evan Turner” on the glossy poster of his own face, but before the sharpie could…
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