Boston Celtics – Page 7

Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)

I couldn’t believe it when Hubie Brown said that Jaylen Brown (his son) was the leading scorer for the Celtics in the playoffs last season. I know the Celtics had to make do with a bunch of role-player heroics during that time, but Brown? No way. So I looked it up, and I’m telling you,…

Jayson Tatum 26 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2019)

Some games you watch the Celtics, you think to yourself, “Man, Kobe Bean Bryant completely ruined Jayson Tatum’s development. He turned Tatum from a promising scoring wing into a midrange-obsessed chucker with an ego.” There are other games you watch the Celtics and you think to yourself, “Man, Tatum might not play this well every…

Marcus Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2019)

My guess is that Marcus Morris played some very good defense this game. I watched this one through three quarters (enough to see the Pacers get totally shut down in the third quarter), but I wasn’t watching Morris’ defensive play specifically because I don’t care about defense. However, given the Celtics’ strong defense, it only…

Guerschon Yabusele 13 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Damn, Guerschon Yabusele highlights AND Semi Ojeleye highlights on the same night? We are living in absolutely the second-best possible timeline out of all the near-infinite timelines that are currently branching like an ever-growing tree. The only way this could be better is if we still had the Yabusele/Ojeleye highlights but ALSO had highlights of…

Semi Ojeleye 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

While making this video, I happened to notice that the commentary for most of Semi Ojeleye’s buckets is very bland to the point of being generic. It’s like I’m watching an NBA 2K MyPlayer Let’s Play. At no point are any interesting anecdotes told about Ojeleye. They can’t even bring up what position he plays…

Brad Wanamaker 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Brad Wanamaker, the 29-year-old Celtics rookie who looks like he just woke up on the wrong side of forty, has actually played pretty well this season from my perspective. My perspective, of course, it just looking up his stats on basketball-reference and making a snap judgment based on his shooting percentages. I also merge that…

P.J. Dozier 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

P.J. Dozier had scored a grand total of seven points and played a grand total of seventeen minutes in his career before this game happened. Not exactly illustrious numbers, but they’re NBA numbers, which means that they are illustrious in a certain sense even if they compare unfavorably to most other NBA numbers you could…

R.J. Hunter 17 Points Celtics Debut Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

While Dwyane Wade says his emotional farewell to Heat fans in the form of a 30-burger, while Dirk Nowitzki does the same as Jamal Crawford clings to his back and screams “but I can score 50!”, TNT was busy showing an exciting matchup between a totally checked-out Wizards team and a Celtics team that was…

Daniel Theis 16 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

It’s been established by insider Celtics locker room sources that Daniel Theis and Aron Baynes often get into MMA-style fistfights because they both view the other as stealing minutes from themselves. These fights are tinged with WWII overtones thanks to the Germany vs. Australia angle. You might ask, “which insiders are these and how were…

Jaylen Brown 29 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)

Why didn’t the Celtics go to Jaylen Brown as their 18-point fourth quarter lead dwindled to nothing, and then stopped being a lead and started being a deficit? Why did Kyrie Irving jack up all those bad threes? Why is Brad Stevens polishing his resume for a return to the college game where his deficient…