Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity

Giannis Antetokounmpo 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

Giannis felt himself lying on grass. There had been no grass on that other world. That could only mean… He was back home. “Giannis? Giannis?” called Ersan Ilyasova’s distinctive voice. “Giannis!?!? Where you are?” “Where did he go? Should we call the police?” came Jabari Parker’s voice from around the corner of the arena. “I…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

“You made it, Giannis. I’ve been expecting you.” Giannis narrowed his eyes, trying in vain to make out any detail of the speaker. After so long in the dimly-lit corridors of the temple, his vision was dazzled by the purity of the bright white light. The man (god?) walked closer, but the chamber he resided…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/22/2015)

Giannis examined the obsidian door closely, searching for a way to go past it, to open it, to somehow reach the secrets held behind it. Running his slender fingers delicately across the finely-detailed engravings, he looked back in his memory for any hints that might have been given to him. However, there was nothing. The…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2015)

The entrance to the temple was built from large stones. Looking closer, Giannis could see that a single gemstone was embedded cleanly into the center of each. Rubies, sapphires, and chalcedonies shimmered underneath the purple light of the sky. Also on these stones were inscriptions in a language unknown to him, and, given the utterly…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2015)

Giannis was unsure how much time had passed, or, indeed, whether any time had passed at all. They had reached the base of the mountain, and from this vantage point, it seemed utterly unscalable. Sheer vertical faces of smooth rock stretched hundreds of feet into the air, and the parts of it that weren’t flat…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

Time seemed to flow differently in this place. The alien landscape, while initially captivating due to its grotesque novelty, was easy to ignore; the cloudy, violet sky and brown, rocky ground did not vary. There was nothing that could be construed as a threat or even an object of interest. Giannis found his focus turned…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2014)

He was being sucked through a vortex of some sort. Swirling blues and reds flew by at an incredible rate of speed, and Giannis found it hard to keep his eyes open. Next to him, he could see the cloaked being that had opened this accursed portal; despite the high speeds, its cloak stayed still…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/13/2014)

Giannis screamed. Lying, shivering, in the snowbank, he had no energy left to resist. The hooded figure approached him silently, no face visible beneath a robe made of some dark material, blacker than the deepest black. Once the apparition had reached where Giannis lay, he raised his hand in a beckon to be silent. “Don’t…

Jabari Parker 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

The unforgiving madness of “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity” continued without end. Naked except for his undies, Jabari Parker worked on the sixth of ten uncooked bratwurst sausages which he was supposed to consume. He was fairly certain that he would not win this contest; Giannis had already finished the brats, and was on the second…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/2/2014)

Giannis ran. The bratwursts had taken their toll on his body and mind. His shambling gait reflected none of the grace that was normally ever-present in his movements. Every step brought with it new pains of agony. “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity” had entered its second portion, which consisted of participants running around the Bradley Center…