Brandon Ingram 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2017)

I simply do not understand why they would rebrand Mountain Dew as “Mtn Dew”. It’s so stupid. Whenever I see it I pronounce it in my head as “Muhtin Dew”, instead of how god made it. Was the word “mountain” to long to fit in the logo? Obviously not. I’ve got a line of foam…

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Brandon Ingram 21 Points/6 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Brandon Ingram lay in his bed, watching Netflix on his iPad. His free hand was busy transferring Chex Mix from a bowl on his bedside table into his waiting mouth. The only light in the room was the flickering of the iPad screen. When a bright flash of light encroached on the very edges of…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Last night Brandon Ingram was pitted against one of his most apt NBA comparisons, Kevin Durant, and guess what? He out-Duranted Durant. Ingram scored a career high 32 points; the original Durant scored just 29 on four more shot attempts. Ingram also recorded seven turnovers to Durant’s six. Whatever numbers Durant put up, Ingram improved…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)

Brandon Ingram is so skinny that he could pass for one of those Thinspiration models, and it looks like he’s allergic to the very concept of weight rooms, but he actually had some powerful finishes through contact in this game, so it really doesn’t matter how many protein shakes he doesn’t drink, does it? I…

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Brandon Ingram 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2017)

Brandon Ingram is playing quite well to start his second year in the league, building on the success he found in the second half of last season (success that was so successful that he successfully dragged his field goal percentage above 40%). If he continues on this trajectory of improvement (which assumes that his current…

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Brandon Ingram 20 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

This was a very Giannis-esque performance by Brandon Ingram; just charge in there with your ridiculously long strides and score layups until the figure out how to stop you. It’s a great strategy (except that layups are boring and jumpers are awesome), I’ve seen it work for the Bucks for years, and it worked for…

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Brandon Ingram 19 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

First the Suns beat a non D-League team, and now the Lakers beat the Wizards? How am I supposed to dump on teams for being the worst in the league if they keep winning games? If the Knicks come out and win a game within their next five, I’m gonna through up my hands and…

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Brandon Ingram Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Much like his fellow hyped-up purple-and-gold youngster Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram had a very disappointing opening night. I don’t know what caused it, but everyone on the Lakers that night seemed uninterested in putting balls in holes. It wasn’t the greatest start for a team that was hyped as, if not actually good, at least…

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Brandon Ingram 18 Points Full Highlights – Skin and BONES! (4/1/2017)

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Brandon Ingram 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)

Brandon Ingbust. Buston Ingram. Brandbust Bustgram. Bustbust Ingram. Bustbust Bustbust. Oh! Didn’t see you there! Just deciding which of these nicknames for Brandon Ingram I like best. I’ve been in isolation for a month, self-imposed. When Ingram had that 0-point outing against the Celtics, I decided enough was enough and retreated to my lair. The…

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