Brandon Ingram 21 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2017)

Brandon Ingbust.

Buston Ingram.

Brandbust Bustgram.

Bustbust Ingram.

Bustbust Bustbust.

Oh! Didn’t see you there! Just deciding which of these nicknames for Brandon Ingram I like best. I’ve been in isolation for a month, self-imposed. When Ingram had that 0-point outing against the Celtics, I decided enough was enough and retreated to my lair. The lair where I create nicknames. The “Nickname Lair” as I’ve taken to calling it. How do you like it? Cozy, isn’t it? The perfect setting to make light of Ingram’s status as the biggest bust of all time in the history of forever in the form of a cutting and witty moniker.

Hopefully he hasn’t put together a string of legitimately good games since then, or else these new nicknames will be worthless. I bet he hasn’t, though. How could he, since there has never been a worse draft pick, EVER?

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