Brooklyn Nets – Page 23

Caris LeVert 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

I will never forgive Billy King for so thoroughly ruining the Nets for so many years. No one should forgive him. What he did is unforgivable. I don’t know how the heck the Nets even acquired Caris LeVert because I thought they didn’t have any picks, but they did. I just looked it up. They…

Allen Crabbe 29 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2018)

Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe: more relevant than his lookalike, Odell Beckham Jr.? I have undertook a serious and thorough analysis of the situation, resulting in an answer that I think is satisfactory: Yes! My reasoning is threefold: first, Odell Beckham Jr. is like totally washed, second, his team sucks, and third, who even cares about…

D’Angelo Russell 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2018)

It had somehow escaped my notice (until now, duh) that D’Angelo Russell was only shooting 30 percent from three this season. Now, if you know me, you know that the one thing I love to do more than anything is rag on players for sucking at shooting threes. Especially if that’s supposed to be one…

Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

I feel like I should be more excited about the momentous, historic occurrence that just occurred on my channel: I got to make highlights of two guys who played in the same game, but on different teams, who have the same last name. If this spooky confluence of events has happened before, I don’t remember…

Caris LeVert Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)

This must be what people were talking about when they gave Caris “Baby Durant” LeVert his nickname: the ability to score 27 points and have it not even feel like that big of a deal. As you can tell from the title of the video, this is Baby Durant’s career high. You could look at…

DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…

Jarrett Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…

Caris LeVert 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

I just read some sad news that Papa John’s is no longer the official pizza of the NFL. Now, you can make an argument that maybe the USA’s biggest sports league doesn’t need on official pizza, but I would make the counterargument that you are a pinko comsymp bastard who hates freedom and bald eagles….

D’Angelo Russell 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

At what point do we start using the b-word in reference to D’Angelo Russell? He was the second overall pick, and while he is averaging 15 ppg, which is pretty nice, his overall impact is suspect. You want someone a little better when you’re picking that high, I keep seeing revisionist history saying that Kwame…

Jarrett Allen 18 Points/7 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

I have watched a fair amount of the Nets the season, and I am of the opinion that Jarrett Allen increases the funness of any game he enters by at least a factor of two. As soon as he checks in, maybe the game was a little boring, maybe dragging a little bit, but he…