How long ago was it when Dante Cunningham scored this many points? I’m thinking back, way back, and I can’t remember when he last scored 20. I’m not going to check now, since all my frickin’ old vids got deleted and that’s like the easiest way to check god damn it, so we’re just going…
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DeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
I don’t know how the Nets commentators managed to sound so excited after DeMarre Carroll hit another three. For one thing, it’s only DeMarre Carroll, not even someone exciting. For another, they were playing the Pacers. I could list more reasons to not get excited, but it would take up a lot of space and…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
For the past few games, Nets fans have been treated to the Allen Crabbe that they thought they were getting when they acquired him from Portland. This new Allen Crabbe actually makes shots some of the time, something that old Allen Crabbe was definitely not doing. Crabbey Patty was looking quite overpaid and quite useless;…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Let it be known that I did not want to make this highlight video. I really, really did not. The record will show that I resisted the creation of this highlight video until the very end. Then I was like, “he had 24 and 10”, so I made the video even though Spencer Dinwiddie went…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
Allen Crabbe just put up the three-chuckingest performance of the season, shooting 18 triples in 44 minutes in this double-OT loss to the Pelicans. He made 8 of them, which is also cool, but not as cool as having the nads to shoot 18 times from deep. Can you say Antoine Walker? Except Walker didn’t…
Read MoreJoe Harris 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
A pleasing performance for Joe Harris’ final game in a Nets uniform. 18 points, 6 assists. No, he hasn’t been traded yet. Just a hunch. I feel like I’m going to wake up tomorrow and be greeted with the news that he’s been traded to a new team for a second-round pick or something. Hopefully…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
I’ve always liked Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe’s game. Like a Khris Middleton-lite without the ball-handling skills. He was legit last year in Portland, his jumper was smooth and it was going in all the time, and he was getting paid huge bucks but that was okay because he’d only get better, right? Wrong. Something happened…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
Jarrett Allen must have taken some notes from Jahlil Okafor: take a look at the move at 0:20. That’s not a move he was doing earlier in the season, or even midway through the season. That is a brand new move for him, never seen before, and I’m pretty sure he lifted it straight from…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
The Nets are investing in Jahlil “Jersey Dropper” Okafor. They traded away Tyler Zeller so that there would be no impediments to him receiving minutes. He’s probably not beating out Jarrett Allen for the starter’s gig any time soon, but he’s probably going to be getting semi-consistent minutes from here on out. That’s what you…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 21 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
What was it that caused DeMarre Carroll to be such trash in Toronto? He looked pretty good in Atlanta, and he’s looking only a little worse in Brooklyn, but in Toronto, he was unplayable booty. These kind of things don’t just happen for no reason, except when they do, but in this case I’m pretty…
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