If you are watching this video, congratulations! You have displayed uncommon commitment to the plight of scrubs across the NBA. Your devotion to the role-player cause is laudable. That said, I really recommend that you watch another video. ANY OTHER video. Don’t want this one. If there is joy to be derived from watching Garrett…
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Tyler Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
The Tyler Johnson redemption tour continues! Found lying motionless on the slopes of the mountains surrounding Phoenix by Nets officials, they first took the opportunity to shave off his horrible facial hair, then brushed him off, bundled him, still unconscious, onto a plane, and turned him into a reasonable player for their Bubb Squad. It’s…
Read MoreJoe Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
Joe Harris has made 171 threes this year. A decent amount of threes, not an incredible amount of threes. What’s really surprising is that he’s made 201 twos. I’m staring, mouth agape and eyes bulging, at the stats in front of me. How is it possible that Harris, three-point contest champion, has made more buckets…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
Tyler Johnson has not been very good lately. That’s about as charitable a sentence as I can come up with to describe his quality both in the bubble and in the games preceding the bubble when he was still on the Suns. The Nets only acquired him because they needed bodies to fill out their…
Read MoreChris Chiozza 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
Okay. I gotta say something here. Something straight from the heart. And if you don’t like it, go ahead and revoke your Patreon donation (you are donating to my Patreon, aren’t you?): This “Cheese” nickname for Chris Chiozza needs to stop. Right now. As one of the world’s foremost experts on NBA player nicknames, both…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
I always thought that, if Jarrett Allen was ever going to get a triple-double in his career, it was going to be via points, rebounds, and blocked shots. Most players, when considering their threat to notch a trippy-dubby, are going to get one the conventional way with points, rebounds, and assists. But Allen is such…
Read MoreJoe Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
Here’s a fun factoid for the factoid-fueled sickos out there: Joe Harris has made at least two shots in all 67 of his appearances so far this season. If you pervs are looking for more factoids, sorry, that’s the only one you’re gonna get. Go get your rocks off elsewhere. This is a family-friendly channel….
Read MoreDzanan Musa 13 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
This is the time when Dzanan Musa needs to take the reins and announce to the world “I maybe belong in the NBA.” Because everything he has shown us to this point says, “I should be playing in Europe.” It’s an established fact that this Brooklyn Nets roster which is chilling out in the bubble…
Read MoreDonta Hall 11 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
Prior to the bubble, Donta Hall had scored one bucket this season. It was for the Pistons, and let me tell you: it kinda sucked. And not only because it was for the Pistons. I was analyzing dunks for inclusion in the end-of-month dunkilations, a process that requires me to view every dunk that gets…
Read MoreJeremiah Martin 20 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
You will have a very hard time convincing me that the NBA player supposedly named “Jeremiah Martin” is not just Jarell Martin acting under a pseudonym. I’ve already done all the research. The timelines just match up too perfectly. Jarell Martin got waived by the Cavaliers in October, before the season even started, ending a…
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