All you people who said I should make a Caris LeVert vid should be ashamed. Because I made the vid, and it had way more free throws than made buckets. Come on. I trusted you guys to not lead me astray down the path of uncompelling highlights, and you betrayed me. Just kidding. You know…
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Brook Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2017)
Brook Lopez is averaging 20 points again this year. A few years ago, that would’ve put him among the very best scorers in the league. These days, though, everybody and their grandmama is averaging 20, and no one has any surplus hype to spare for Brook Lopez and his goofy-looking game. Well, I like him….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
It was over for the Knicks in this game as soon as Brook Lopez canned 5 triples in the first quarter. What are you supposed to do as a team when that happens? Once something like that goes down, it’s just a matter of lowering yourself into the coffin and closing the lid. Nothing else…
Read MoreIsaiah Whitehead Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)
Isaiah Whitehead has not been very good this year. Advanced stats, in particular, paint a very bad picture of him. I don’t think he’s as bad as those things say, but he hasn’t made the absolute most out of his (plentiful) minutes. He is managing to keep his head above water, though, not looking as…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 27 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
Kids these days all want to wear t-shirts with big slogans written on them in block letters. I know this from experience driving by my local high school. I also know that they love any and all references to things having “swag”, especially when that thing is themselves. Being “swag” is essentially the #1 goal…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Sean “The Real Irish Kobe” Kilpatrick has not been playing well in the calendar year 2017, to the point where I assume that his new year’s resolution was to not care about basketball anymore and to focus on appearing in community theater productions or something. He shot 32% from three in January and then 34%…
Read MoreQuincy Acy 18 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2017)
Quincy “Assy” Acy is currently shooting 57% from the three-point zone; while 28 three-point attempts during his Brooklyn tenure is somewhat of a “small sample size”, it’s also a large enough number where it probably means that Acy is, at a minimum, a passable three-point shooter. This might be an Amir Johnson situation where he…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 13 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
The Nets just won a game! They didn’t manage to win one in February, but that’s cool, a lot of good teams often go entire months without winning. Caris LeVert (what kind of name is Caris anyway) was a big part of the win, contributing thirteen points, including a sick turnaround jumper and an okay…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)
It seems to me, from my limited viewing of Rondae Hollis-Jefferson’s game, that RHJ’s main skill is his ability to go coast-to-coast and Euro-step into bad situations where he has to shoot a crazy shot. Sometimes he gets lucky and the shot goes in or he gets fouled by a defender who wasn’t expecting the…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
I have a proposal for the lame-os who do commentary for the Brooklyn Nets: whenever Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie does something cool or exciting, yell “IT’S DINNER TIME!” I can’t believe I have to come out and say this myself when it is such an obvious line to use. I swear. They can come up with…
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