I’ve stated multiple times that I want to see Brook Lopez traded to another team where he can be more appreciated, more noticed. To see him get the recognition he deserves, playing a meaningful role on a playoff-type team. To see him get another All-Star berth. I’ve changed my mind about that. I want to…
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Spencer Dinwiddie 17 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2017)
I was going to write some mean thing about how Nets fans shouldn’t get their hopes up Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie making four three-pointers in this game because he doesn’t usually shoot very well from outside, but then I looked up the stats and it turns out he’s shooting 42% from three after last night. Needless…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2017)
Bojan Bogdanovic is averaging 14 points a game this year. This fact surprises me, because it feels like someone averaging that many points should sometimes be recognized by anyone besides people from his home country and me. Seriously. Where’s the hype. This guy is only in his third year in the league, he’s only 27……
Read MoreJoe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)
Mocking LeBron James with “playmaker” jokes is somewhat played out now, but don’t you think LeBron wishes he still had Ol’ Joe Harris on his roster? There’s very little to suggest that Harris has ever been, or will ever be, the kind of guy who gets high assist totals, but he’s the kind of cheap…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
That’s it. I’m done. I’m SO done. Nope. Outta here. You can find someone else to make highlights of role-players and scrubs, because I am OUT. Seven god-damn threes. Brook Lopez. Christ. DOWNTOBUCK OUT.
Read MoreIsaiah Whitehead 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
This is probably not what Nets fans want to hear, but I am receiving some serious Tyshawn Taylor vibes from Isaiah Whitehead. Before you get mad, remember that I can only report the vibes that are transmitted to me. I make no choices in whose vibes they may be. If I was receiving Steve Nash…
Read MoreQuincy Acy 14 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
In a move that surely saddened #1 pick fans everywhere, Anthony Bennett was let go from the Nets in order to make room for Quincy “Assy” Acy. On the surface, the two are similar players: they’re both undersized power forward-types, and they’re both rather bulky. But the comparisons end there: Bennett has no motor to…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
The Nets just dropped 143 god-damn points on the Pelicans, the second highest point total this season for a team. Caris LeVert didn’t have an insane point total for how many points his team scored, but 17 for himself and 14 more from the assists is pretty good. But with how good the Nets did,…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Caris “Fat LeVer” LeVert has not had a very winning NBA career thus far. He’s played in 21 games, with a record of 3 wins and 18 losses. Ouch! If I was an NBA rookie and my career started off that badly, I’d look for some NCAA loophole so I could go play at some…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 28 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
If there is such a thing as “vintage” Brook Lopez, this video represents it. But even if it does exist, there is unlikely to be a market for such things. Bropez is still definitely in the league and in his prime; there is no overwhelming nostalgia to see how he used to play the game….
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