Every time Trevor Booker has a good game it’s because he’s trying way too hard and all of his try-hard buckets are going in. At most he’ll have three or four jumpers in a game (this game it’s less). A good chunk of the rest of his buckets will be out-of-control post moves where he…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)
Admit it. You are not very hyped for this video. Any hype you may hold for Bojan Bogdanovic is solely because of his country of origin. The way he plays the game of basketball, though, evokes in you no strong passion, no overwhelming desire to see more. You’ve already seen him do the things he…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I’ve always maintained that a Justin Hamilton video is not a Justin Hamilton video if it doesn’t contain at least one dunk in it (colloquially referred to as a “JHAM”). I am pleased to report that this video includes not just one nasty, powerful JHAM. It includes two JHAMs. Plural. Okay, so there is nothing…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
“Dear Father, I am sorry I was not able to come back home for Christmas this year. You know how busy our schedules are as NBA players. The foreign players do not have enough time to get home and back in just two days. Hopefully the presents I sent were well received. I certainly missed…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
The Nets are just a goldmine of highlights for this channel. An absolute goldmine loaded to the breaking point with veins of bright, gleaming scrubs ready to be showcased. I think I’ve done everybody on that roster except for Jeremy Lin (too “good” for the channel) and Luis Scola (hasn’t had a good game yet)….
Read MoreTrevor Booker 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)
This video mostly exists to chronicle the emergence of Trevor “T-Booker” Booker’s three-point shot. In the past three games, T-Booker is 6-10 from deeptown. His game log is littered with 0-of-1 and 0-of-2 outings from beyond, so I actually buckled down with my calculator and did the math to find out what his three point…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
Justin Hamilton’s haircut looks like it was the result of him watching one too many Nsync videos as a kid. All it needs is for the tips to be frosted instead of unfrosted and he’d be like a seven-foot-tall Justin Timberlake circa 1998. While every other white guy in the NBA has some kind of…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 17 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
This was not a great shooting game from Trevor Booker; he went 6-of-14 from the field, which is fairly poor for a power forward, especially a power forward who can jump so high that he’s pretty much right next to the rim at all times. However, he grabbed fifteen rebounds and apparently hustled so hard…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 12 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)
Full disclosure: up until this evening, I thought Caris LeVert’s first name was “Chris”. Easy mistake to make if you’re a dumbass like me. I’d never actually heard the Nets commentators say his first name; it was always just “LeVert”. And somehow my brain changed the “a” to an “h” every time I saw his…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 33 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2016)
Okay, so I was gonna write a sweet description for this video, it was going to be the Lopez bros talking over the dinner table at some family gathering like 60 years in the future. And Brook is like “remember when I dunked on you but then Jimmy Butler hit that game winner?” and Robin…
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