Brooklyn Nets – Page 37

Sean Kilpatrick 23 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

Randy Foye might have won this game for Brooklyn with his buzzer-beating three, but let the record show that Brooklyn would never have been in a position to win the game were it not for the heroic, monumental efforts of one Sean Kilpatrick AKA $ean$wag. $ean$wag was the one whose late three-point barrage set up…

Bojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2016)

I don’t know how it is from the perspective of a honest-to-god Nets fan (don’t forget to put a reference to that picture of that Nets game that was totally empty right here, you dummy), but at least from my perspective, the Nets are a surprisingly fun team to watch this season. Back when the…

Spencer Dinwiddie 13 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Given that Spencer Dinwiddie (tall) was matched up against Kay Felder (short) for the entire fourth quarter of a blowout Cavs win, I expect more points than this. Dinwiddie is like a solid 6’6″. That’s halfway to seven feet. Meanwhile, Felder is halfway to being a dwarf from Lord of the Rings, except with a…

Anthony Bennett 11 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

Just setting expectations here: these are about the worst highlights I have ever compiled. I seriously thought about not even uploading this one, because it’s just straight-up not good. You could use those same adjectives to describe Anthony Bennett himself, which I guess explains this whole deal. But here they are. I figure there are…

Brook Lopez 28 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/22/2016)

I watched the first half of this game, and I came away impressed with the Nets’ unwillingness to roll over and die in the face of long odds to win. I was impressed with Brook Lopez, more specifically. He saw he had Zaza Pachulia on him, and he made it his personal mission to abuse…

Spencer Dinwiddie 14 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

First things first: Spencer Dinwiddie’s new nickname is “Din-dins”. For those of you not versed in American street slang, “Din-dins” is what you call the major meal at the end of the day. Example usage: “Mom, when will din-dins be ready?” Spencer Dinwiddie doesn’t really have anything to do with eating dinner, but it’s a…

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2016)

I’m disappointed by these highlights. Might seem like an odd thing to say, given that this is probably Rondae Hollis-Jefferson’s most complete offensive performance as an NBA player. I stand by it though, because I have these things called expectations for RHJ, and those expectations were not met. I was expecting him to look a…

Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

Last time Joe Harris scored 19, I compared him to a bigger Jimmer Fredette. That was stupid of me, though, in my defense, my thought patterns had been drastically altered by the overclocked microwave in my kitchen. That baby can heat Hot Pockets in 10 seconds, but it also emits a LOT of radiation. My…

Isaiah Whitehead 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2016)

How many times do you think Isaiah Whitehead is going to get mistakenly referred to as “Whiteside” this season? Zero? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? It’s already happened once for sure, and by a Brooklyn commentator no less. Even I had to rewrite the title for this video three times before I correctly typed Whitehead…

Sean Kilpatrick 22 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

Kenny Atkinson pulled aside Sean Kilpatrick during the pregame shootaround. “What’s up, coach?” Sean asked, worriedly wondering if he had somehow broken some team code of conduct. Kenny took his player by the shoulders and stared him straight in the eye. “You know how you scored 39 points that other night? Do that again.” Sean…