Brooklyn Nets – Page 38

Joe Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

It turns out that Joe Harris is actually a decent scorer. He doesn’t do anything else (assists and rebounds are practically nonexistent for him, and who knows if he plays defense because I don’t care whether or not he does), but he’s shooting efficiently this year and it seems like I every time I see…

Isaiah Whitehead 14 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

I’m sorry about the free throw at about 1:00 in this video. Really, really sorry. I did what I had to do. The Nets TV idiots were too busy showing a replay of Michael Malone getting ejected to show the ACTUAL points that were being scored in the ACTUAL game, points in the form of…

Joe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

“I finally did it,” I whisper into the serene silence of the room of my house where all my highlight mastery takes place. “All these years, toiling, slaving, it has all culminated in this one moment.” I close my eyes and savor the feeling of success, the feeling of ultimate triumph. My cat, Japurri Purrker,…

Brook Lopez 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

The “Brook Lopez shooting threes” experiment continues unabated. It’s producing, uh, results. Definitely some sort of results. That’s what experiments do, and this one’s doing it. You can expect nothing less while he shoots five (god damn) three-pointers (holy balls) a game (what). We have moved from the “can Brook Lopez even shoot these things…

Sean Kilpatrick Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)

Before you get too excited for Sean Kilpatrick scoring 38 points, keep in mind that it was on 34 shot attempts, which is the second most in the league this season, never mind the fact that the game went into two overtimes, and, and… SCREW IT! HYPE TIME FOR SEAN KILPATRICK IS UPON US! Who…

Sean Kilpatrick 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

The Nets were surprising me for a little bit there at the beginning of the season, not being as horrifically bad as I had anticipated. It almost seemed like their mismatched collection of castoffs was… good? Or not bad? I wanted to believe. Too bad, turns out they really just suck after all. They still…

Trevor Booker 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

It seems like being on a crummy team like the Nets has had an effect on Trevor Booker. No longer content to be the guy who only takes smart shots that he can make, he is happily advancing the ball up the court himself and performing a wide variety of janky moves to get the…

Sean Kilpatrick 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick had a string of bad games before this one, shooting poorly enough from the field where I felt like I might have to modify his nickname to more accurately reflect his true nature as a basketball player. The first change would have been to drop the “$wag” from his name since he…

Anthony Bennett 12 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

I just want Anthony Bennett to succeed at this point. Success is relative for him; he will never live up to the expectations of being the first overall pick. Just seeing him stick on a team, providing useful minutes off the bench on a consistent basis would be enough. He showed some stuff in Minnesota…

Bojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/15/2016)

What’s up with Bojan Bogdanovic and postering people this year? First he totally smushed it on Giannis Antetokounmpo, now he’s gone and power-pumped right on top of Timofey Mozgov. There’s a joke in there about Russo-Croatian relations, but I’m not going to make it. I’ve learned my lesson. Don’t even tempt me on this one,…