Give me one reason, JUST ONE, that I shouldn’t be hyped as heck about Chris McCullough after seeing him score 13 points against the Clippers (the best team in the league, FYI). That reason can’t involve small sample sizes, quality of competition faced, inconsistent performance, inability to see the court for the least talented team…
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Yogi Ferrell 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2016)
The Bucks traded a GOD DAMN first round pick for Greivis Vasquez. DAMMIT. Now the Nets have waived Trashquez so they can pick up… Yogi Ferrell???? That means, following the application of the transitive property, that the Bucks traded a FRIGGIN first round pick for Yogi EVERLOVING Ferrell. I sometimes wonder why I was cursed…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I think I’m really going to miss the Jazz commentators calling Trevor Booker dunks this year. They’re pretty annoying most of the time, but when they call Booker “Trampoline Man”, reference his dunks as the “Hammer of Thor” or just yell “Trevor BOOKER” in a really husky voice, you realize that nobody else should be…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I sit in my high-quality leather office chair, perusing basketball-reference for possible highlight videos to create, each statline going into the appropriate category in my highly-organized mind: too good of a player, too many points, a player whom I dislike, etc. It is all an automatic process for me, for I am the mortal man…
Read MoreJoe Harris Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I just had a total brainwave: get ready for mindscape-altering revelations: this time with extra colons: revenge of the colon: Joe Harris is what Jimmer Fredette would be if Jimmer was bigger. Wow, I just looked at that, and it’s actually pretty stupid. Dammit. I thought I was having some sort of realization on the…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
I’m going to just go ahead and put “Career High” in the title of this video even though it’s obvious, by this point, that’s Justin Hamilton is going to score 30 at some point this season, rendering this video no longer a depiction of his true career-high in NBA points. I don’t care. It’s a…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
You know who comes to mind when I think about Sean Kilpatrick? Marshon Brooks. Mar$wag. Mar-dollar-wag as I pronounce it. Both players are prototypical Kobe-esque shooting guards. Both play or played for undermanned Nets teams who needed their scoring in a bad way. Both like to score points, although neither was necessarily expected to have…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 34 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
There are a lot of things that I put up with. A lot of things. I consider myself a patient and measured person. I tolerate most injustices with nothing but a tight-lipped smile and a shrug. But even I have to draw the line somewhere. And the line I’m drawing is the three-point arc, beyond…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
“Dear Father, I hope everything is going well for you in Croatia, because things are certainly not going very well here in America. The Nets will have a poor record again this year. I may accumulate good individual statistics, but you know me, father; I can never be content with personal success when the team’s…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 18 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
When I was watching this game, I was confused about who was scoring the points that Sean Kilpatrick was scoring until they said his name. That’s because he no longer has that bleached mohawk thing on the top of his head. Now he has a normal haircut. I repeat: he no longer has the bleached…
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