“The more things change, the more they stay the same” – Some Really Sage Dude of Antiquity We have a whole new NBA season, full of new ugly faces on new teams, new ugly jerseys and new ugly logos to make fun of, and a new ugly NBA website that blows donkey dong. And yet,…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 21 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
Bojangles and his motley cast of absolute scrublords (who even is Isaiah Whitehead? I mentioned him in a previous description but nobody gave me any help) were fairly clutch at the end of this game against the Celtics. Obviously I didn’t watch it because I can’t watch every game, but here’s the scoop: the Nets…
Read MoreJoe Harris 16 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
The Nets are going to be so, SO bad this year. How can they not be? Their roster is the most insane collection of players I have ever seen. A couple legit vets (Lin, Lopez), a couple non-legit vets (Scola, Booker, Vasquez), okay young talent (Bogdanovic, actually I just looked it up and he’s like…
Read MoreJustin Hamilton Career High 19 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
I’d like to apologize for the second time about that Jonas Valanciunas vid. This time for an entirely different reason. This time, it’s not because they were too many free throws, but because the player in question was entirely too good. You don’t come to my channel to watch good players scoring good amounts of…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
The Nets season mercifully comes to an end, without any injuries to key players and with a cool 29-burger from Bojangles, but their arduous journey back to relevance has only just begun. Will they be any better next year? Will they be somehow worse? What about two years from now? Can they attract any free…
Read MoreShane Larkin Career High 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
It’s taken Shane Larkin three full years of NBA games, but he’s finally done it: he has finally reached the 20-point mark in a single game. Underwhelmed? You should be. At least he has made the most of what might be his last chance to do serious damage on the court, since there is no…
Read MoreDonald Sloan 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
Take a look at this lineup and tell me whether or not it is the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever seen in your life: PG: Shane Larkin (doing good so far) SG: Donald Sloan (sure, two PG lineups are relatively normal) SF: Markel Brown (um) PF: Wayne Ellington (playing him at this position might have…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
I watched a lot of Summer League before this season. Especially of the Bucks’ squad. What can I say? I was desperate for basketball. I saw a lot of players that I liked on that team. Lots of intriguing pieces for the Bucks’ future. Sean Kilpatrick wasn’t one of those players. I knew he had…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
I hope you all brought your WAYNECOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! Get it? Because Wayne Ellington made a bunch of threes? And you need a raincoat because of how wet his jumpers were? Waynecoat! It’s like a raincoat but instead of “rain” I put in “Wayne” because that’s his name! Come on guys, it’s funny. It’s a pun!…
Read MoreChris McCullough 12 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
Nostrabuckus strikes again! Chris McCullough scored ten points just a few days ago and I wrote the following prophetic words: “If he can just knock down a few of the shots he’s currently missing, he’ll easily score more than ten, and this video will officially enter the dreaded “zone of obsolescence” where view counts are…
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