Shaun Livingston awoke from his nap on the team bus to find that his teammates had played a prank on him. Taking off his headphones, he chastised Jason Terry, who was sitting across the aisle. “Real funny dude. ‘Let’s just strap fake bombs to Shaun’s knees, he’ll think its a riot!’ You have to be…
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Mirza Teletovic Career High 34 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/24/2014)
While Carmelo Anthony scored a historic 62 points in the storied Madison Square Garden, a lesser known but equally gutsy player was making his own history in the Barclays Center. How does 24 points in a quarter sound? Pretty good, right? Who on the Nets could achieve this amazing feat? Joe Johnson may be the…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2014)
Mirza Is Really Zealous, And Takes Every Long, Enjoyable, Three-pointer. Onward! Victory Is Certain.
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
I’ve run out of things to say about Mirza Teletovic. So I’ll let these highlights speak for themselves. If you listen closely you can hear snippets such as “Jason Kidd is a horrible coach” and “Mirza Teletovic is one clutch mofo”. But play these highlights backwards and you may find the secret message! If you…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
I once knew a Bosnian dude, in my earlier days. We called him “The Gorilla” because of his preponderance of body hair. And then we made fun of him for shaving. Funny how that works out, huh? This doesn’t have anything to do with Mirza Teletovic and his 17 points; I just wanted to share…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 17 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/25/2013)
“Wow, a new tie! Awesome, thanks, Mom!” Mirza exclaimed, unwrapping a shiny green tie from Macy’s. “This will look great with my blue dress shirt!” He set it aside with his already large pile of received gifts. Rummaging under the tree, he found a package labeled “To: Dad”. He handed it to his father, where…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/20/2013)
Mirza “Bosnian Ryan Anderson” Teletovic just keeps setting career highs. Well, to be fair, he only tied his career high this time. Still pretty good. And it only gets better: he actually did set a career high in threes made, with six. He’s finally turning into the deadeye shooter we all thought he was going…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2013)
“You guys sure this good idea? I very afraid of heights.” Mirza remarked as he was led, blindfolded, through the streets of Brooklyn by the entirety of his Nets teammates. “Don’t worry Mirza, everything will be fine. What better way to build up your confidence by having you bungee jump off the Brooklyn Bridge?” said…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)
Mirza Teletovic is proving his haters wrong. Kind of. 18 points is pretty good. 13 rebounds, also good. Combine those two and you get a damn nice stat line. Who cares if he scored most of his points in garbage time? Nets games are almost entirely temporal trash nowadays. What you may not know about…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2013)
There were lots of expectations put on the Brooklyn Nets coming into the year. Playoff team. Contender. Champion. It is now apparent that any expectations that anyone had at all for the Nets were optimistic. They suck. They have injuries, sure, but what team doesn’t? The main problem, I think, is their coach, Jason Kidd….
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